How I Saved the World
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How I Saved the World

How I Saved the World

by Jesse Watters

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At one of the most chaotic periods in American history, in a time of national distrust and despair, one tanned TV host holds the key to the future.

In How I Saved the World, Jesse Watters takes readers on a tour of his life from basement-dwelling Fox minion to pampered champion of right-thinking Americans. He has divined great truths about the nature of our country while stumbling across beaches asking oblivious college students basic political questions and while stumbling out of Air Force One with the President.

Interspersed are his thoughtful suggestions for overcoming left-wing radicalism, maintaining American democracy, moving beyond aging hippies (like his long-suffering, loving parents), saving the world from social justice warriors and the deep state—all while smirking his way through life in only the nicest way. 

Watters outlines the stark choice ahead of us between all-American hamburgers and leftist Green New Deal breadlines (okay, maybe that one is a no-brainer) and shows the way for order and fairness to be restored. A manifesto and a call-to-arms from a man for all seasons, How I Saved the World is a hilarious, enlightening, entertaining book with a reasonable chance of winning a Nobel Prize in every category, even chemistry. 

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ISBN-13: 9780063049147
Publisher: Broadside e-books
Publication date: 07/06/2021
Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 320
Sales rank: 1,792
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Jesse Watters is the co-host of The Five and host of Watters’ World. Before this, Jesse was a producer and correspondent for The O’Reilly Factor, which showcased his comedic street interviews, aggressive confrontations and entertaining adventures all across the country. Born in Philadelphia, Jesse graduated from Trinity College in Hartford, CT with a Bachelors’ in History.

Table of Contents

Introduction xi

Chapter 1 How I Saved the Great Outdoors 1

Chapter 2 How I Saved Hard Work 17

Chapter 3 How I Saved the Children 33

Chapter 4 How I Saved Journalism 53

Chapter 5 How I Saved Prime Time 73

Chapter 6 How I Saved the Internet 95

Chapter 7 How I Saved DC Nightlife 111

Chapter 8 How I Saved Nude Beaches 125

Chapter 9 How I Saved Christmas 145

Chapter 10 How I Saved Hollywood 167

Chapter 11 How I Saved America's Cities 181

Chapter 12 How I Saved the Environment 199

Chapter 13 How I Saved My Mom's Texts 215

Chapter 14 How I Saved the Primaries 237

Chapter 15 How I Saved 2016 251

Chapter 16 How I Saved the Election 267

Epilogue 283

Acknowledgments 285

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