At one of the most chaotic periods in American history, in a time of national distrust and despair, one tanned TV host holds the key to the future.
In How I Saved the World, Jesse Watters takes readers on a tour of his life from basement-dwelling Fox minion to pampered champion of right-thinking Americans. He has divined great truths about the nature of our country while stumbling across beaches asking oblivious college students basic political questions and while stumbling out of Air Force One with the President.
Interspersed are his thoughtful suggestions for overcoming left-wing radicalism, maintaining American democracy, moving beyond aging hippies (like his long-suffering, loving parents), saving the world from social justice warriors and the deep state—all while smirking his way through life in only the nicest way.
Watters outlines the stark choice ahead of us between all-American hamburgers and leftist Green New Deal breadlines (okay, maybe that one is a no-brainer) and shows the way for order and fairness to be restored. A manifesto and a call-to-arms from a man for all seasons, How I Saved the World is a hilarious, enlightening, entertaining book with a reasonable chance of winning a Nobel Prize in every category, even chemistry.
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1 How I Saved the Great Outdoors 1
Chapter 2 How I Saved Hard Work 17
Chapter 3 How I Saved the Children 33
Chapter 4 How I Saved Journalism 53
Chapter 5 How I Saved Prime Time 73
Chapter 6 How I Saved the Internet 95
Chapter 7 How I Saved DC Nightlife 111
Chapter 8 How I Saved Nude Beaches 125
Chapter 9 How I Saved Christmas 145
Chapter 10 How I Saved Hollywood 167
Chapter 11 How I Saved America's Cities 181
Chapter 12 How I Saved the Environment 199
Chapter 13 How I Saved My Mom's Texts 215
Chapter 14 How I Saved the Primaries 237
Chapter 15 How I Saved 2016 251
Chapter 16 How I Saved the Election 267