As far as sports autobiographies go, what can I say? NAILS NAILED IT!” — Jack Nicholson
“THIS BOOK IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND! Obviously everyone has to buy it.” — Howard Stern
“A memoir as brash and uncensored as the man himself. ... Dykstra’s life story is Shakespearian in scope.” — Playboy
“A swaggering salute to a steroid-fueled career of exceptional excess.” — New York Times
“[A] gripping memoir. ... The man knows how to entertain.” — Esquire
“Tough, straight, upsetting, and strangely beautiful. ONE OF THE BEST SPORTS AUTOBIOGRAPHIES I’VE EVER READ. It comes from the heart.” — Stephen King
“A head-spinning trip. ... House of Nails is far more entertaining than your typical player memoir.” — Vice
“[An] unsparing chronicle. … pure, weapons-grade gossip. … a no-holds-barred success. … Dykstra is bleedingly, strikingly human. … Darkly funny.” — The Ringer
“Will rekindle memories for baseball enthusiasts and entertain nonfans. ... Tales of the author’s lifestyle are mindboggling.” — Kirkus Reviews
“Astonishing. ... I got to read that f#ck*ing book!” — Denis Leary
“It’s phenomenal. You got to get your hands on it.” — Brandon Tierney, Tiki & Tierney
“A fast-paced read with plenty of zany yarns. ... A very entertaining book.” — Baltimore Post-Examiner
“WOW! Hopefully they’ll make a movie out of this bad boy.” — Adam Carolla, The Adam Carolla Show
“The book is as action-packed as an autobiography can be because that is how Nails’ life has always been, and how it continues to be.” — Bookreporter.com