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Honeybees and Frenemies
Random Bee Fact #37:
Honey is the only food that contains all the substances necessary to sustain life. That’s why it’s called the “Food of the Gods.”
Once upon a time, this guy Newton said, “What goes up must come down.”
I can’t stand him.
I get it, gravity and all that. But there are other things that don’t have gravity—like my feelings and life in general. So why does everything have to follow a stupid rule some guy discovered when an apple hit him on the head?
Maybe that apple gave him brain damage, because let’s be honest, all he did was state the obvious. If he was really all that smart he would have been able to figure out how to keep things up and not let them come crashing down on his head. Or better, predict when things would fall in the first place.
No one ever warns you about stuff like that. It just comes out of nowhere, like bird poop right into your ice-cream cone. Sorry, that happened to me a few days ago and I’m still grossed out. That bird never shouted, “Bombs away!” and that apple never said to Newton, “Watch out!” In my case, what my best friend, Brooke, had just said was the apple . . . or the bird poop. I couldn’t quite figure out which one.
Brooke sat across from me in our corner booth at Aunt Bee’s Café. Between us was a yellow vase with a fake sunflower and even faker googly-eyed bee that stared too intensely at me. Brooke’s eyes were all wide and practically exploding with stars, in a less creepy way than the fake bee, but they still made me rub nervously at my arms.
I couldn’t get my mouth to work and say what I knew Brooke was waiting for me to say. Something along the lines of “Oh my gosh! I’m so happy for you! You’ve wanted to go to that band camp forever, and you got in!”
The green leather of the booth stuck to the backs of my legs, holding me in place even though I was desperate to move. Actually, desperate to do anything since I was still trying to convince myself that what she said was the complete opposite of what I heard. That she got it all wrong. That I misunderstood her.
It’s not that I wasn’t happy for her. I was. But this summer was supposed to be . . . well, different. Not the my-best-friend-is-gone-to-another-state-until-two-weeks-before-school-starts different. It wasn’t as if I had the entire summer planned out on a calendar like Mom made us do at home, but it was the first summer Brooke and I were allowed to get dropped off places by ourselves. The pool, the strip mall (with the craft store, the bookstore, and the lotion place all in a row), the movies, the amusement park. We’d both gotten memberships to King’s Island for Christmas and now Brooke’s grandma would get her pass instead!
The honey straw in my hand dripped onto one of my crocheted wristbands. I sucked on it quickly before the honey could harden.
Brooke rubbed her finger up and down her glass of honey lemonade, tracing a drip that striped the side of her glass. “Camp’s near the university by my aunt Pam’s. Mom wants to make a big trip of it. We’re leaving tomorrow,” she said.
“What about King’s Island? I can’t go with your grandma.” I yanked the wristband out of my mouth. I hated that that was the first thing I said. “That’s not what I meant to say. It’s really cool you got into camp. It’s just . . . It’ll be so boring without you here.”
Brooke nodded and tapped her fingers on her straw. She practiced the flute even without a flute in her hands. I was so used to it, I usually hardly noticed. What if she stopped doing that by the time I saw her again? Maybe one of those fancy music kids would tease her, or worse, she’d decide it was stupid and babyish.
These things could happen. It happened to Fran, my older sister, the summer before middle school. She went from my older sister who played Polly Pocket with me and spent hours outside on the trampoline, launching me until I could almost clear the top of the safety netting that lined it, to this total stranger who acted like I had a horrible disease and couldn’t be seen in public with her.
“Stop staring at me like that, Flor. You’re freaking me out.”
“Sorry. I just want to remember you like this.”
“Like what? It’s just the summer, not the rest of our lives.”
“I know,” I mumbled, sucking up the rest of the honey in my straw, but closed my eyes and tried to remember exactly what she looked like. I opened my eyes, glad to see that I got each of her freckles exactly right. Five tiny ones on her left cheek, seven on her right, and the bigger one that sat right at the bridge of her nose, and her curly but never frizzy dark hair. “Here.” I passed her the wristband that didn’t have a slobber stain. I’d been working on the pattern for a few weeks. My favorite to make were thicker than normal bracelets and stretched over your hand so I didn’t have to create any kind of clasp. I loved how they looked with the thin leather bracelets on my arm. “Wear this and I’ll send you another one once I make a few more.”
Brooke reached across the table for the wristband and admired it as she slipped it over her hand. I’d done a new crochet stitch pattern and used a silver yarn that had skinny threads of sparkly silver mixed in.
All of a sudden, the smell of vanilla perfume scratched my throat like I’d swallowed an itchy sweater. Candice Holloway leaned across our table. Uninvited.
“Did you hear?” she asked. She looked right at Brooke, then tossed her hair over her shoulder and barely let her eyes fall on me.
The way she stood, I could see right up her nose.
“Did we hear what?” Brooke asked, her eyes on me, giving her head a shake. Neither of us really cared what Candice had to say.
“The Honey Festival. They’re having a sort of ‘all-star’ year. You know, for the fiftieth anniversary.” Candice ran her hand under her hair and twisted it in front of her shoulder. “It’s not really fair, if you ask me. All those poor third graders don’t get a chance to participate this year. They have to wait and do a special pageant for the Apple Festival in the fall.” She cocked her head to the side and blinked at me. Not in that fluttery way she did when she laughed too loud at Ryan Carter’s jokes. It was definitely more of a fake innocent flutter.
Brooke put her crumpled-up napkin on top of her plate. “Let’s go, Flor.”
“Wait a minute, what do you mean ‘all-star’” The backs of my legs got even stickier and more stuck than a few minutes before. Those four honey straws were doing weird things in my stomach.
Candice slapped the Western Star newspaper onto the table. The front page read: “A Hive of Activity as Honeydale, Ohio, Reveals All-Star Reunion for 50th Honey Festival.”
“The winners from the past ten years are competing for the crown.” Candice waved her hand in the air like she wasn’t the least bit freaked out. Why would she be? Our town lived for the Sauerkraut Fest in the spring, Honey Festival in the summer, the Apple Festival in fall, and the Christmas Parade in the winter. The Honey Festival was usually the only one that had any sort of pageant connected to it—if you could call a bunch of eight- and nine-year-olds waving from cars and doing cheesy dances a pageant.
I shook my head, mostly trying to get everything around me to stay still. Just like I was sure I’d misunderstood Brooke when she said she was going away all summer, I was sure the words in the newspaper must be wrong too.
“I heard the first Queen Bee is even coming back to town,” Candice said with a sniff.
“Well, good luck,” I managed to choke out.
“What do you mean?” Candice asked. “You have to be in it. Everyone who’s ever won has to.”
This could not be happening.
She looked at me like she still knew me and we hadn’t been enemies for the past three years. “You’re afraid. You don’t think you can win,” Candice said.
Of all people, she knew exactly why I hated the Honey Festival. She had ruined my life since third grade after I was crowned Little Miss Honeybee and she got first runner-up.
Brooke grabbed my arm. “Come on. Let’s go.”
I latched on to her arm, our wristbands lining up next to each other like one of those friendship charms that look broken when apart, but really they’re just each other’s missing pieces.
The moral of Newton’s story was: Watch out for falling apples. Or in my case, run for cover. It would’ve been nice to have some sort of warning that I’d be losing my best friend to band camp and stuck spending the summer avoiding my enemy.
