Table of Contents
Introduction 11
Part 1 A Year Out
01 Systems Check Complete 17
02 We Hate Disneyworld 29
03 Influencers 37
04 Hairy Hands Hypnotism 42
05 The New Boys 47
06 Pub Trivia 52
07 London's Dripping 56
08 Mitch's Journey 63
09 Haka Headlines 69
10 Rugby's Cathedral 73
11 Everyone's a Winner 83
12 Dublin's Calling 87
13 Unsmiling Giants 91
14 Eyes of Ice 96
15 Out-Passioned 101
16 Favouritism 105
17 Off The Record 109
18 Regulation Hiding 113
19 Hansen's Announcement 119
Part 2 The Lead-Up
20 Bigger Than Rugby 124
21 The Hardest Post Match 128
22 Reshuffling the Northern Deck 132
23 The Unluckiest Break 137
24 A Tale of Two Halfbacks 144
25 Super Rugby Out of the Way 148
26 The First Naming 153
27 The Black Caps Grab the Limelight 158
28 A Day at the Museum 162
29 Public Relations 167
30 First Test of the Year 175
31 Bag Boys 180
32 The Old Enemy 184
33 The Worst Crowd Ever 192
34 Hell is Other People 197
35 Craig the Uber Driver 203
36 The Red Card 208
37 Back to Square One? 214
38 The Pressure 218
39 What Happens When You Make the All Blacks Angry 224
40 'Not On My Watch' 228
41 The Big Day 232
42 The City of the Future 237
43 The State of the Union 243
44 We Are Where Our Feet Are 252
45 Home Away from Home 262
46 The Company Men 268
47 The Rising Sun Melts the Eyes of Ice 273
48 Haka, Revisited 278
49 The Sad Parade 281
50 Godzilla Road 286
51 Not So Heavy Sits the Crown 292
52 The Typhoon 299
53 Writers on the Storm 305
54 Crunch Time 310
55 Heart Breakers, Dream Takers 315
56 Fans with Keyboards 325
57 Switcheroo 330
58 Flashback 334
59 Downfall 338
60 The Bitter End 345
61 Fallout 350
62 The Half-Empty Room 353
63 Vulnerability 358
Epilogue: Sayonara, Domo Arigato 362
Acknowledgements 367