Here's Your Pill, Kitten!: How I Survived 90 Days in a Nursing Home

When S.M. Kelly suffers a freak accident near Central Park and shatters her femur, at first, she figures "It's early. . .we can still make dinner and Kinky Boots tonight," as an ambulance hurtles her toward the hospital. The complex, four-hour surgery results in a nine-inch titanium plate and seven pins embedded in Kelly's leg, and her humorless surgeon, Dr. Swarthy Unibrow, orders three months' recovery in a nursing home.


Here's Your Pill, Kitten! is a true story of recovery, discovery, and survival. Kelly's vibrant, cheeky storytelling is reminiscent of the biting prose of Postcards from the Edge, Orange is the New Black and American Horror Story rolled into one. She has frightening, bittersweet, yet often hilarious interactions as the youngest patient amongst her eccentric neighbors and youthful staff that inadvertently fling aside the privacy curtain to expose nursing home conditions from both patients' and nurses' perspectives. It's generally not pretty.


Kelly masterfully describes the mental and physical challenges of maintaining a full-time executive job while learning to walk again and live as a mobility-challenged person; all within the madhouse of staff in-fighting, rampant opioid availability, and unpredictable, potentially dangerous patient outbursts.


Visit www.heresyourpillkitten.com for resources so you can learn about the state of nursing homes in America, the opioid crisis, and arm yourself with information that could save your life or that of a loved one.

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Here's Your Pill, Kitten!: How I Survived 90 Days in a Nursing Home

When S.M. Kelly suffers a freak accident near Central Park and shatters her femur, at first, she figures "It's early. . .we can still make dinner and Kinky Boots tonight," as an ambulance hurtles her toward the hospital. The complex, four-hour surgery results in a nine-inch titanium plate and seven pins embedded in Kelly's leg, and her humorless surgeon, Dr. Swarthy Unibrow, orders three months' recovery in a nursing home.


Here's Your Pill, Kitten! is a true story of recovery, discovery, and survival. Kelly's vibrant, cheeky storytelling is reminiscent of the biting prose of Postcards from the Edge, Orange is the New Black and American Horror Story rolled into one. She has frightening, bittersweet, yet often hilarious interactions as the youngest patient amongst her eccentric neighbors and youthful staff that inadvertently fling aside the privacy curtain to expose nursing home conditions from both patients' and nurses' perspectives. It's generally not pretty.


Kelly masterfully describes the mental and physical challenges of maintaining a full-time executive job while learning to walk again and live as a mobility-challenged person; all within the madhouse of staff in-fighting, rampant opioid availability, and unpredictable, potentially dangerous patient outbursts.


Visit www.heresyourpillkitten.com for resources so you can learn about the state of nursing homes in America, the opioid crisis, and arm yourself with information that could save your life or that of a loved one.

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Here's Your Pill, Kitten!: How I Survived 90 Days in a Nursing Home

Here's Your Pill, Kitten!: How I Survived 90 Days in a Nursing Home

by S. M. Kelly
Here's Your Pill, Kitten!: How I Survived 90 Days in a Nursing Home

Here's Your Pill, Kitten!: How I Survived 90 Days in a Nursing Home

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When S.M. Kelly suffers a freak accident near Central Park and shatters her femur, at first, she figures "It's early. . .we can still make dinner and Kinky Boots tonight," as an ambulance hurtles her toward the hospital. The complex, four-hour surgery results in a nine-inch titanium plate and seven pins embedded in Kelly's leg, and her humorless surgeon, Dr. Swarthy Unibrow, orders three months' recovery in a nursing home.


Here's Your Pill, Kitten! is a true story of recovery, discovery, and survival. Kelly's vibrant, cheeky storytelling is reminiscent of the biting prose of Postcards from the Edge, Orange is the New Black and American Horror Story rolled into one. She has frightening, bittersweet, yet often hilarious interactions as the youngest patient amongst her eccentric neighbors and youthful staff that inadvertently fling aside the privacy curtain to expose nursing home conditions from both patients' and nurses' perspectives. It's generally not pretty.


Kelly masterfully describes the mental and physical challenges of maintaining a full-time executive job while learning to walk again and live as a mobility-challenged person; all within the madhouse of staff in-fighting, rampant opioid availability, and unpredictable, potentially dangerous patient outbursts.


Visit www.heresyourpillkitten.com for resources so you can learn about the state of nursing homes in America, the opioid crisis, and arm yourself with information that could save your life or that of a loved one.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781950385447
Publisher: W. Brand Publishing
Publication date: 10/06/2020
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 284
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

S.M. Kelly is a New York- and New England-based writer, ghostwriter, and editor from Tokyo via Los Angeles. She is a seasoned ghostwriter with twenty years' experience writing more than 3,500 articles, blogs, and interviews for numerous industries, including entertainment, finance, beauty, education, advertising, lifestyle, parenting, food and cooking, and travel/hospitality. Her freelance clients include Google, L'Oréal Paris, Paramount Studios, Marvel Comics, Warner Bros., TheWeek.com, Prevention.com, LendingUSA.com, and Mamapedia.com. She lives in New York with her husband, Mike, and their rescue English bulldog, Sherman. Here's Your Pill, Kitten! is her first non-ghostwritten book.
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