Hauling Ash
As a mortician Octavious Waldorf is used to dealing with the dead, but not the undead. When the spirit of his recently deceased uncle appears in his kitchen, Otto is fairly sure the ghost isn’t just there for the coffee. His miserly uncle reveals the location of a hidden fortune, and asks to have his ashes spread across the Caribbean Sea. Unfortunately, through a simple mistake of costly proportions, Otto ends up with almost a million of the mafia’s money. With the money, the ashes, and a nervous schnauzer in tow, Otto flees the country aboard a cruise ship headed to the Bahamas to fulfill his uncle’s last request. The FBI is hot on his trail, as is the money’s real owner Tony “Waldorf” Maloney (no relation). Things really heat up when you throw in a moody hit man, a blonde bombshell and an all you can eat buffet.

It’s a comedy noir of hilarious errors as Otto learns that sometimes money does buy happiness.
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Hauling Ash
As a mortician Octavious Waldorf is used to dealing with the dead, but not the undead. When the spirit of his recently deceased uncle appears in his kitchen, Otto is fairly sure the ghost isn’t just there for the coffee. His miserly uncle reveals the location of a hidden fortune, and asks to have his ashes spread across the Caribbean Sea. Unfortunately, through a simple mistake of costly proportions, Otto ends up with almost a million of the mafia’s money. With the money, the ashes, and a nervous schnauzer in tow, Otto flees the country aboard a cruise ship headed to the Bahamas to fulfill his uncle’s last request. The FBI is hot on his trail, as is the money’s real owner Tony “Waldorf” Maloney (no relation). Things really heat up when you throw in a moody hit man, a blonde bombshell and an all you can eat buffet.

It’s a comedy noir of hilarious errors as Otto learns that sometimes money does buy happiness.
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Hauling Ash

Hauling Ash

by Tonia Brown
Hauling Ash

Hauling Ash

by Tonia Brown

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Overview

As a mortician Octavious Waldorf is used to dealing with the dead, but not the undead. When the spirit of his recently deceased uncle appears in his kitchen, Otto is fairly sure the ghost isn’t just there for the coffee. His miserly uncle reveals the location of a hidden fortune, and asks to have his ashes spread across the Caribbean Sea. Unfortunately, through a simple mistake of costly proportions, Otto ends up with almost a million of the mafia’s money. With the money, the ashes, and a nervous schnauzer in tow, Otto flees the country aboard a cruise ship headed to the Bahamas to fulfill his uncle’s last request. The FBI is hot on his trail, as is the money’s real owner Tony “Waldorf” Maloney (no relation). Things really heat up when you throw in a moody hit man, a blonde bombshell and an all you can eat buffet.

It’s a comedy noir of hilarious errors as Otto learns that sometimes money does buy happiness.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940150212572
Publisher: Post Hill Press
Publication date: 01/27/2014
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 200
File size: 365 KB

About the Author

Tonia Brown is a Southern author with a penchant for Victorian dead things. She has penned a number of undead comedies, including the hilarious Badass Zombie Road Trip.

Tonia lives in the backwoods of North Carolina with her genius husband and an ever fluctuating number of cats. She likes fudgesicles and coffee, though not always together. When not writing she raises unicorns and fights crime with her husband under the code names Dr. Weird and his sexy sidekick Butternut.

You can learn more about her at: www.thebackseatwriter.com
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