Table of Contents
Introduction Happy People Are Annoying 1
1 Sex and Deli 3
2 Too Fat for Commercials 15
3 The Laughing Jew Welcome Committee 28
4 New Kid on the Lot 45
5 Fear and Loathing in Beverly Hills 55
6 What Does That Say About God? 69
7 Daddy Gandhi 82
8 Some Not Nice Things About Myself 91
9 When Existing Is Exhausting 105
10 Laugh Loud, Cry Hard 118
11 The Fourth Hemsworth Brother 136
12 Premium Economy to Bali 149
13 Fortune Five Hundy Money 166
14 Adapt or Die 181
15 Begin Again 202
16 You're the Fish You're Trying to Catch 218
17 There Are No Experts of the Future 234
Conclusion Happy People Are (Still) Annoying 241
Acknowledgments 245