'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE
And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen...¿
Christmas is all about lists. To do lists. Shopping lists. Lists to bloody Santa. And doesn't Anna Johnson know it. Waking up on Christmas Eve after the annual Johnson party, she's hungover, exhausted and sick of Christmas already. All she wants is to tick the last things off her endless list and sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine. ¿
But apparently that's not going to happen any time soon because now her list looks like this:¿
1. Wrap the presents¿
2. Peel the potatoes ¿
4. Get rid of the dead body?!
A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she has time for, but with police officers who could double as the Chuckle Brothers and a husband and two kids intent on watching Christmas films, it looks like it's up to her to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh - and figure out what to do with the body before her in-laws arrive.
Happy bloody Christmas indeed.¿
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'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE
`So funny, I'm annoyed I didn't write it!' GILL SIMS
`The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY
`Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!' FIONA LEITCH
'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD
'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read - terrific!' J.M. HALL
'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY
'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW
'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN
'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS
