"I'm not doing it," Winston said."And I'm not cooking you one more thing until you do."Hairy Psychos is an insanely funny science fiction novella about a load of evil old cats and a very hairy struggle for power."Wow! This story is terrific! Hilarious . . . But it's also visionary and unique." - Tammy Salyer, author of the Spectras Arise Trilogy
A dead emperor.An evil government.An angry wife.Winston was putting up with his retirement reasonably well: reading the Catnet, sleeping, and using the litter box with only moderate pain. Until the emperor died. Now, Winston's ambitious old bugger of a wife is insisting it would be a good idea for him to take part in the fair and democratic election process-which concludes in a deadly space battle.To do that he would have to convince his old war buddies to join his crew, somehow scrounge up a spaceship, and face off against psychopathic Politicats. Bugger that.But his wife's only giving him two options: do it and like it, or do it and don't . . .