Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8) (Abridged)

Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8) (Abridged)

by Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch

Narrated by Tony Robinson

Abridged — 3 hours, 14 minutes

Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8) (Abridged)

Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8) (Abridged)

by Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch

Narrated by Tony Robinson

Abridged — 3 hours, 14 minutes

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Overview

'The people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor I don't know who is.'

An aura of mean-minded resentfulness is thick in the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Insurrection is in the air. The Haves and Have-Nots are about to fall out all over again. The Have-Nots ant some of their own magic. But magic in the hands of amateurs is a dangerous thing.

The City Watch is the last line of defence against such unnatural goings-on. But when even the Watch have trouble telling Right from Wrong, you know that Law and Order ain't what it used to be. But that's all about to change...


Product Details

BN ID: 2940173505606
Publisher: Random House UK
Publication date: 01/04/2007
Series: Discworld Series
Edition description: Abridged
Sales rank: 1,260,307

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Chapter One

This is where the dragons went.

They lie...

Not dead, not asleep. Not waiting, because waiting implies expectation. Possibly the word we're looking for here is...

...dormant.

And although the space they occupy isn't like normal space, nevertheless they are packed in tightly. Not a cubic inch there but is filled by a claw, a talon, a scale, the tip of a tail, so the effect is like one of those trick drawings and your eyeballs eventually realize that the space between each dragon is, in fact, another dragon.

They could put you in mind of a can of sardines, if you thought sardines were huge and scaly and proud and arrogant.

And presumably, somewhere, there's the key.

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