Table of Contents
Introduction: Embrace grammar as powerful and purposeful 1
Part 1 Words 7
1 Read dictionaries for fun and learning 9
2 Avoid speed bumps caused by misspellings 14
3 Adopt a favorite letter of the alphabet 18
4 Honor the smallest distinctions even between a and the 21
5 Consult a thesaurus to remind yourself of words you already know 27
6 Take a class on how to cross-dress the parts of speech 31
7 Enjoy, rather than fear, words that sound alike 35
8 Learn seven ways to invent words 40
9 Become your own lexicographer 45
10 Take advantage of the short-word economy of English 49
11 Learn when and how to enrich your prose with foreign words 55
Part 2 Points 61
12 Use the period to determine emphasis and space 63
13 Advocate use of the serial comma 68
14 Use the semicolon as a "swinging gate" 72
15 Embrace the three amigos: colon, dash, and parentheses 77
16 Let your ear help govern the possessive apostrophe 82
17 Take advantage of the versatility of quotation marks 85
18 Use the question mark to generate reader curiosity and narrative energy 89
19 Reclaim the exclamation point 94
20 Master the elliptical art of leaving things out 98
21 Reach into the "upper case" to unleash the power of names 103
22 Vary your use of punctuation to create special effects 108
Part 3 Stamdards 111
23 Learn to lie or lay, as well as the principles behind the distinction 113
24 Avoid the "trap" of subject-verb disagreement 117
25 Render gender equality with a smooth style 121
26 Place modifiers where they belong 128
27 Help the reader learn what is "essential" and "nonessential." 131
28 Avoid case mistakes and "hypergrammar." 135
29 Be certain about the uncertain subjunctive and other "moody" subjects 138
30 Identify all sources of ambiguity and confusion 143
31 Show what is literal and what is figurative 148
Part 4 Meaning 153
32 Join subjects and verbs, or separate them for effect 155
33 Use active and passive verbs in combination and with a purpose 162
34 Befriend the lively verb to be 168
35 Switch tenses, but only for strategic reasons 173
36 Politely ignore the language crotchets of others 179
37 Learn the five forms of well-crafted sentences 183
38 Make sentence fragments work for you and the reader 187
39 Use the complex sentence to connect unequal ideas 193
40 Learn how expert writers break the rules in run-on sentences 197
Part 5 Purpose 203
41 Master the uses of nonstandard English 205
42 Add a pinch of dialect for flavor 209
43 Tame taboo language to suit your purposes 215
44 Unleash your associative imagination 220
45 Play with sounds, natural and literary 226
46 Master the distinction between denotation and connotation 231
47 Measure the distance between concrete and abstract language 238
48 Harness the power of particularity 244
49 Have fun with initials and acronyms, but avoid "capital" offenses 251
50 Master the grammar of new forms of writing 256
Afterword: Live a life of language 263
Appendix A Words I have misspelled 265
Appendix B Words I have confused 271
Appendix C The Glamour of Grammar quick list 277
Acknowledgments 282
Index 285