Get Down: Stories

Get Down: Stories

by Asali Solomon
Get Down: Stories

Get Down: Stories

by Asali Solomon

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Overview

Asali Solomon's characters are vivid misfits—a heathen at Jesus camp, a scheming prep-school student, a middle-aged mom pining for her salsa-dancing salad days, a scheming twentysomething virgin, a college stud in love with his weight-lifting partner, a lonely girl in love with a yellow dress. The kids in Get Down are trapped between their own good breeding and their burning desire to join the house party of sex, romance, and bad behavior that seems to be happening on some other block, down some other more dangerous street. The adults in Get Down are just trying to hold it together.


Here is a debut that will make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. Set mostly in middle-class black Philadelphia during the crack and Reagan years, the stories in Get Down are antic, poignant, and utterly universal—they'll bring back memories for anyone who has ever stood in the corner of a darkened school gym wondering whether to dance . . . or duck for cover. They announce a sparkling new talent, a recent graduate of the Iowa Writers' Workshop whose work has been featured in Vibe, Essence, and the anthology Naked: Black Women Bare All About Their Skin, Hair, Hips, Lips, and Other Parts.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781466821590
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Publication date: 05/01/2024
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 209
File size: 352 KB

About the Author

About The Author

Asali Solomon was born and raised in West Philadelphia. She received the Rona Jaffe Award for the stories in Get Down. She lives in Lexington, Virginia.

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Get Down

Stories
By Solomon, Asali

Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Copyright © 2006 Solomon, Asali
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0374299420


Chapter One
 
Twelve Takes Thea
 
My mother and father, the only kids to go to college in their large families, believed deeply that they could only have genius children. When my older brother, Stephen, was assigned to the fourth-grade slow learners' class at Franklin Elementary for his habit of staring at the floor, it set into motion a chain of events that would end, for me, with a partial scholarship to the Barrett School for Girls. Every day I got up at 6:00 a.m. and rode a school bus from Southwest Philadelphia to a sprawling campus in Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania. Stephen got a tutor and transferred to a better public elementary. I got a school with its own coat of arms.
 
My first friend at Barrett when I started there in second grade was a girl called Jane, who had light brown hair, so Stephen began calling me Jane. Even after the girl had left the school and moved away, Stephen continued to remind me how much of a Jane I was becoming when I was excited or angry or got in the way of his frequent mood swings. This continued even after the fourth grade, when another black girl came to my class and we became best friends.
 
Hearing our two names together--The-a Brown, Nad-ja Bell--was how I learned about poetic meter and internal rhyme. One day our English teacher, Mr. Edwards, put aside Emily Dickinson and chanted our two namesseveral times. He clapped staccato beats and looked proud of himself. Nadja wore a blank expression, and I tried not to smile.
 
As we walked away from the classroom, Nadja said, "You know he can't tell us apart, right?" and that was true and sad, so it made me laugh. A bland girl named Stephanie Simon, who was walking alone, looked at us with curiosity. When I saw her looking, I laughed even harder.
 
You could barely breathe in the space between me and Nadja. I might have been a shrill thing, but my best friend was cool, like a villain on a detective show. Once, in the locker room after swimming, Allison Evans announced, "I heard there's pools of blood on every corner in Philadelphia."
 
I clutched a towel to me and couldn't think of anything to say except "Well, well."
 
Nadja, already dry and dressed, closed her locker with a definitive click. "I guess that's why there's taxes for street cleaning."
 
Before Nadja, I had a few friends who were loyal to me at lunchtime, though we had nothing to talk about. I waved discreetly to the black girls scattered in other grades, and smiled at the hairnetted black lunch ladies who ladled me extra soup. I threw a party, and nobody from school came. With Nadja, I had someone to sit and eat with, and somebody in the world besides my grandpa Theo called my house to speak to me.
 
Sometimes on Fridays after school I went over to Nadja's, where we'd listen to the Power Four at Four on Power 99, and she'd teach me the new dances she'd learned from the older girls who lived on her block. Each of those afternoons, just before six o'clock, we'd turn off the music, dab away our sweat, and spread our books out on the dining-room table. Nadja's mother believed that dancing was for adults and that secular music was from Satan. Those were the days of Rick James and of Prince's "Erotic City," so I guess she was right.
 
 
AT THE END of sixth grade, I learned that Nadja's mother was transferring her to Saint Mary's in South Philly. Her mother had recently married a minister who thought his stepdaughter should go to a Christian school.
 
Nadja told me the news on a chilly spring day. We wore sweatpants under our gray uniform kilts and twisted up the swings after lunch. "It's not like there's anything I can do," she said.
 
"Well, did you even try?"
 
"I just told you I did. My mom kept saying, 'The more you complain about going down there, the more me and Mr. Al know you need to do it.' "
 
"But Barrett was okay all these years."
 
Nadja stared ahead. "Yeah, well, now he's gotta pay part of it. And I overheard them talking the other night--it's a lot cheaper."
 
I wrinkled my nose, hating Mr. Al, whom I'd never met.
 
"Oh, does your mom know how sadistic the nuns are?" I asked. I had learned this word from my mom's best friend, a Catholic school graduate.
 
Nadja looked at me blankly.
 
I embellished on what I'd heard about girls getting whipped and humiliated by the Sisters, and I added some Barrett snobbery. "You know it's going to be a bunch of mallchicks and skanks, and you're gonna start using a lot of hair spray and going to dances with Guidos--"
 
Nadja halted the lazy motion of her swing. "Thea, this is not helping me. Anyway, I already use a little bit of hair spray." She pushed at the sides of her pulled-back hair.
 
I also made my swing stop. "Well, maybe I could get my mom to transfer me too."
 
She smirked. "Your parents would never let you go anywhere white people get to beat you."
 
That afternoon on the school bus, I planned to go home and look injured until my parents asked me what was wrong. Instead I ran to meet my mother at the door and told her Nadja was leaving me.
 
Mom paused at the door, listening. Then, as if snapping out of a trance, she hung her jacket, slammed the closet door, and sorted a stack of mail into two piles.
 
"Thea, I'm sorry," she said, and kissed me on the top of my head. "I'm sure you all will stay friends. I have got to get out of this skirt!" Her voice was cheerful, but her back was to me, as she was already on the stairs. I went to the living room and flopped onto her huge velvet chair.
 
"What am I going to do without Nadja?" I asked as soon as she came down in one of her many sweat suits.
 
"Thea, you'll be fine," she said, shooing me out of her chair with a weak smile. "Maybe Barrett will get some new black students. Tell you the truth, though," she said, as if I couldn't hear her, "I really don't know what Reba is thinking, sending her down there with that white trash."
 
"What?"
 
"You'll be fine."
 
Later, I followed my father into the kitchen, where he made omelets for dinner. I leaned onto his whisking arm and addressed his neatly rolled shirtsleeve. "What am I going to do at Barrett without Nadja?"
 
"Well," he said, and gently pushed me back up to standing. "You're not there to socialize. You'll do what you've been doing--bringing home A's. Yeah."
 
At dinner, Stephen gave his opinion.
 
"Now you're really gonna be a wannabe Jane." Incidentally, Nadja was the sole Barrett girl my brother didn't call Jane.
 
Stephen made me so mad that my head was a blender full of blood. Sometimes, when my parents weren't around, I pulled off the do-rag he wore at home or called him a faggot. He hated that.
 
"Let your sister be, Stephen," my mother said in a firm voice, though sometimes when he called me Jane she looked amused.
 
Neither of my parents answered me. They couldn't tell me who I would walk everywhere with, or what would I do when I was finished lunch and everyone separated into twos and the occasional three. Worst of all, Barrett dances started in seventh grade. When Nadja told me she was leaving, I couldn't help picturing myself at one. Again and again I saw myself stuck to the wall of the main auditorium. All the girls in our class and a bunch of boys from Braeford Prep were in the center of the room under a disco ball, a writhing throng of pale arms and legs tangled up in each other, closing ranks.
 
 
I SPENT THAT summer in a sulky cloud. Between sessions of painting and computer camp, where I refused to talk to any of the kids beyond "hi" or "bye," I curled up in my mom's chair and read Lois Duncan books. My favorite was about twins. One of the twins was evil and developed the ability to leave her body using something called astral projection. Her evil had landed her in a mental institution. While there, she worked on using her power to locate the happy normal twin, trying to get possession of her body. The book, from which I was hoping to learn astral projection, was the best way to get my mind off of being alone at Barrett.
 
I read some happier non–Lois Duncan books too, like the Tracie Marie series. In both of the ones I read, Tracie Marie Turns Ten and Tracie Marie Takes Twelve, the same thing happened. Girls who thought they were unpopular discovered that actually, the cute guy liked them and the most interesting other girls wanted to be their friends. Whenever I caught myself fantasizing about a sudden change along these lines, I was annoyed enough to punch my own arm.
 
The first day of seventh grade was hot and gold with sunshine. I tried to gaze moodily out of my bedroom window like one of the young heroines in my books, but I saw only the frosted bathroom window of the house across the alley. I dressed slowly until my mother yelled down the hall that it was time to rock and roll.
 
I hated it when she said that.
 
As if to fill the hole in our lives left by Nadja, there were four new girls in seventh grade. This was more than we'd ever got in a year, and it brought our number to thirty. I thought of the new girls as flavors of ice cream or contestants in the Miss Universe pageant. Lisa DeKulis had red hair and one crazy eyebrow, and Belle Everett had a loose blond 'fro that reminded me of Jessica Lange in King Kong. There was also Frances Dyson and Beth Johanssen.
 
Frances was black. I knew that my parents would be very excited about this. But when I laid eyes on her, my heart dove right into my feet. It wasn't the first time I was nagged by the thought that maybe Stephen was right and I did have the sensibilities of a Jane.
 
Frances's hair was in stacks, an intricate tilt-a-whirl, like the hair of the girls I saw in my neighborhood. Like Nadja, I usually pulled mine back. Because my mom, who wore ornate cornrows, didn't let me get a perm or use hair products with alcohol, mine was a little unwieldy. But the point was, we didn't look so ghetto.
 
Frances certainly didn't mind looking ghetto. To prove it, she wore heavy gold door-knocker hoops with the name Frances running the span in between.
 
She wore the blue kilt, which no one wore because of its unflattering length. I felt bad that no one had told her. But she was entirely to blame, I thought, for wearing Reeboks instead of Tretorns.
 
When I saw Frances, I thought of something that happened in my first year at Barrett. Allison "blood pools" Evans stood next to me in the bathroom mirror. She said, "Do this," and puckered her lips. I imitated her. She laughed and clapped, and I noticed that her lips were a pale pink line, while mine swelled outside of some invisible margin. Frances, and not because of her lips, reminded me of that moment.
 
Though I knew she'd seek me out, I almost jumped when she fell into step with me on my way to the dining room. I was walking with Stephanie Simon, who, like me, had lost her best friend to another school. Stephanie was talking about her summer near Rhode Island and the tastiness of something called cod balls. It sounded unlikely.
 
"How do you find anything here?" Frances was suddenly between us. The halls in the old building were narrow, so Stephanie dropped back. I walked with Frances, thinking that she sounded as if one of us had specifically done her wrong.
 
"Uhmm," I said.
 
I didn't want to be overly friendly to Frances, especially in front of other people. I didn't want them to assume that we were going to be best friends and then leave us alone like me and Nadja. I mean, sometimes the two of us had acquired a third, like a barnacle, but it was always somebody who wanted to take my best friend, and I made it clear that this was never going to happen. Anyway, it had been easier and safer for us to stick together. Then we didn't have to ache alone over their slick, cushy homes with rooms in the tens. Together, Nadja and I faced the shame of meeting their black housekeepers, who had no last names. But I knew there'd be only double the weakness in the teaming of me and Frances.
 
Stephanie said, "Well, the halls really only go toward the dining room or back toward the middle school."
 
Frances looked back at her, then darted her eyes suspiciously at the low ceilings and stained-glass windows.
 
"You know, it took me a while to find my way too," I said.
 
I made my voice bright. I was not going to be mean. The question was how much I had to befriend Frances. I was caught between the other girls--who, I felt, would not understand her at all--and my parents, who would want us handcuffed together. Eventually, the Black Barrett Parents (the BBPs) were going to get together, and if my parents went to the first meeting, or tea as it was sometimes called, and met Frances's parents, and if there was any indication that I wasn't carrying her on my back, saving her seats, or showing her how to flush the antique middle school toilets, I would be very sorry.
 
Of course my parents wouldn't be that interested in any new Indian girls in my grade that year. If they had, I would have had the pleasure of telling them about Beth Johanssen. Instead, I told them briefly about Frances at dinner, and I called Nadja directly afterward.
 
"Isn't that crazy?" I asked her. "Beth Johanssen."
 
"She must be adopted," Nadja said dreamily. She had always been fascinated by adoption. She couldn't see why people tried so hard to have their own children when they could create more interesting families with other people's kids.
 
"I don't know about that," I said. "Maybe her parents changed her name from . . ."--I couldn't think of an Indian name--"because they're sellouts."
 
"You sound like Stephen," Nadja said. "I bet she's adopted. She probably thinks she's white."
 
I felt sure that Beth both knew and felt lucky that she was not white. She was taller than most of us, about Nadja's height I thought, and slim, with a respectable chest. She wore her straight black hair in a neat ponytail, and when she couldn't hear you, she wrinkled her perfect, skinny nose. "Sorry?" she said, which I started to do. Her eyes were a lighter brown than her reddish skin, an electrifying contrast. Even wearing some off-brand of tennis shoe, she was clearly the prettiest girl in the class. I did not mention this part to Nadja.
 
"Don't go get a new best friend" was what I said.
 
Excerpted from Get Down: Stories by Asali Solomon. Copyright 2006 by Asali Solomon. Published in October 2006 by Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. All rights reserved.

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