Gagged and Bound: a book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

Gagged and Bound: a book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

by Nick Jones
Gagged and Bound: a book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

Gagged and Bound: a book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

by Nick Jones

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Overview

"It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." The Bookbag

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport.

Jokes include:

When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.

What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.

Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day.

I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940155122753
Publisher: Nick Jones
Publication date: 06/02/2015
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 395 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

I'm a proofreader, copywriter, business owner, and self-published author. My first book, Gagged and Bound, was published in September 2014, and the sequel, Gagged and Bound 2, will be released in early 2015. I have several other titles bubbling away as well so watch this space!

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