Table of Contents
Part 1 Meet Up
1 Absolutely Free 10
2 Brown Shoes Don't Make It 16
3 The Albert Hall 25
4 Greenwich Village 32
5 Sexual Dilemma 39
Part 2 The Log Cabin
6 Is This For Real? 50
7 Frank Arrives 58
8 Work - Well Sort Of 65
9 Musicians and Freaks 69
10 The Mothers of Invention 72
11 Suzy Creamcheese 81
12 The Beatles and Ruben and the Jets 86
13 Communal Living 90
14 Life Magazine 95
15 Mom and Dad 99
16 Gail 101
17 The Mothers of Prevention 107
18 San Francisco 112
19 Gail Rebels 122
20 All About Frank 128
21 Mick and Marianne 136
22 Ian and Ruth 142
23 A Date at Anaheim 149
24 United Mutations 155
25 The Little Room I Lived In 158
26 Trouble Coming Every Day 162
27 Lemme Take You to the Beach 168
28 Christine Frka 177
29 The GTOs 181
30 Put Down that Gun 186
31 Missing Frank 194
32 Cynthia Plaster Caster 200
33 Three Little Red Pills 206
34 Goodbye to All That 213
Part 3 Woodrow Wilson Drive
35 Moving Up 218
36 GTOs Turn Professional 222
37 My Birthday Party 230
38 Christmas 1968 233
39 Cocaine Decisions 236
40 Motherly Love 242
41 Romance 247
42 The Murders 253
43 Ottawa 256
44 Can't Do That On Stage Anymore 262
45 Cast in Bronze 265
46 The Dangerous Kitchen 270
47 Calvin 275
48 Goodbye Mothers of Invention 279
49 The Little House I Used to Live In 283
50 Women's Liberation 287
51 Any Way the Wind Blows 292
52 200 Motels 297
53 The World Turns Upside Down 302
Part 4 England
54 Back Where We Started 308
55 Charades 314
56 Resolution 319
Frank Zappa Interview 327
Postscript 342
A Note To This Edition 351