Flawless, My Dear: How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

The self-help book no aspiring viscountess should be without.

Grosvenor Square, sometime after 1813

Dearest reader,

The social season is upon us! And whether you marriage-minded misses shall be considered a diamond or a doorstop shall soon be determined.

But panic not, dear ladies, for you shall find all the advice you so desperately need within these pages. Receive instruction on how to perfect the feigned swoon; the optimal height your breasts can be squashed to; just how many feathers in your headdress is too many; and why you should never enter a maze at night unaccompanied (unless you’re sure to be compromised by a sexy Duke and forced into marrying him).

In short, you shall learn how to be more Bridgerton.

Yours truly,
Duchess Wibberfluffle

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Flawless, My Dear: How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

The self-help book no aspiring viscountess should be without.

Grosvenor Square, sometime after 1813

Dearest reader,

The social season is upon us! And whether you marriage-minded misses shall be considered a diamond or a doorstop shall soon be determined.

But panic not, dear ladies, for you shall find all the advice you so desperately need within these pages. Receive instruction on how to perfect the feigned swoon; the optimal height your breasts can be squashed to; just how many feathers in your headdress is too many; and why you should never enter a maze at night unaccompanied (unless you’re sure to be compromised by a sexy Duke and forced into marrying him).

In short, you shall learn how to be more Bridgerton.

Yours truly,
Duchess Wibberfluffle

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Flawless, My Dear: How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

Flawless, My Dear: How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

by Duchess Wibberfluffle
Flawless, My Dear: How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

Flawless, My Dear: How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

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Overview

The self-help book no aspiring viscountess should be without.

Grosvenor Square, sometime after 1813

Dearest reader,

The social season is upon us! And whether you marriage-minded misses shall be considered a diamond or a doorstop shall soon be determined.

But panic not, dear ladies, for you shall find all the advice you so desperately need within these pages. Receive instruction on how to perfect the feigned swoon; the optimal height your breasts can be squashed to; just how many feathers in your headdress is too many; and why you should never enter a maze at night unaccompanied (unless you’re sure to be compromised by a sexy Duke and forced into marrying him).

In short, you shall learn how to be more Bridgerton.

Yours truly,
Duchess Wibberfluffle


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780008491123
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 05/27/2021
Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
Format: eBook
Pages: 176
File size: 9 MB

About the Author

Duchess Wibberfluffle is the author of several explosive society papers and this book. It is certain that her moniker is a pseudonym, that many an amateur sleuth has been attempting to uncover in a very half-hearted and ladylike way. Top contenders for the REAL Duchess Wibberfluffle include Bristol-based author Tamsin English, HRH the Duchess of Cornwall, Stephen Fry and Kylie Jenner.

Table of Contents

About the Author 1

Introduction 3

Chapter 1 Debutante social etiquette: Speak little, spin well 7

Chapter 2 Hair and beauty: Dos and don'ts for that pseudo-natural look 21

Chapter 3 Regency regalia: Dress to impress (a duke, prince or viscount) 35

Chapter 4 Honour, morals (when to have them) and power 51

Chapter 5 Love and courtship: Your husband-hunting compendium 67

Chapter 6 Lovemaking laid bare: A guide for innocents 83

Chapter 7 Marriage and children: A life sentence or one's happily ever after? 95

Chapter 8 Recipes and crafts 109

Chapter 9 Parlour games 131

Chapter 10 Quizzes 141

Appendix 1 157

Appendix 2 166

Acknowledgements 168

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