Table of Contents
Ey Did What, Now? (Preface) .......................................................5
Chapter 1. How Nigel Broke the Universe ......................................7
Chapter 2. The Gun That Was Probably Real ................................10
Chapter 3. How to Suck at Sports, Life, and Everything .................23
Chapter 4. Why Tacos Aren't Fruit ................................................40
Chapter 5. The Dangers of Winking ..............................................47
Chapter 6. Caught in the Anti-Glow ..............................................55
Chapter 7. Lighting Her Candle ....................................................61
Chapter 8. Murder for One ..........................................................67
Chapter 9. Filthy Bugs with Pretty Wings .....................................71
Chapter 10. The Mage with the Monocle ......................................77
Chapter 11. The Thing with Feathers ...........................................82
Chapter 12. Coffee, Please ........................................................87
Chapter 13. Never Slap a Zord ...................................................93
Chapter 14. A Plant with New Tricks .........................................101
Chapter 15. Why Magic and DNA Should Never Mix ..................105
Chapter 16. How to Catch a Hawk ............................................111
Chapter 17. The Dark Ghost and the Cherry Tree ......................118
Chapter 18. Pizza Party? ........................................................125
Chapter 19. How to Be a Dipsnark ...........................................128
Chapter 20. He's Helping, Honest! ...........................................143
Chapter 21. How to Pet Fire and Not Get Burned ......................152
Chapter 22. The Rubes and Their Brilliant Plan ........................166
Chapter 23. The Tight Spot ....................................................176
Chapter 24. The Fine Print .....................................................186
Chapter 25. It's a Demon Thing ..............................................192
Chapter 26. The Happy Place ................................................197
Chapter 27. A Thorny Situation ..............................................202
Chapter 28. The Unscheduled Appointment ............................205
Chapter 29. The Fireflower ....................................................208
Chapter 30. The Unexpected Guest .......................................213
Chapter 31. The Bubble ........................................................221
Chapter 32. A White Feather .................................................227
Chapter 33. Teeth Frogs and Air Balls ....................................232
Chapter 34. The Spider Monkey Chop ....................................236
Chapter 35. Java Jolt ...........................................................241
Chapter 36. The Day the Rainbow Died ..................................246
Chapter 37. The Time Shaman .............................................257
Chapter 38. Splash! .............................................................268
Chapter 39. A Tie-Gripping Farewell ......................................280
Afterword ...........................................................................284
About the Author ................................................................285
