You've all asked, so I finally did it! "Everyday Petty" is your new, ultimate go-to guide for verbal sparring, comebacks, one-liners, and overall head-scratchers, sure to leave the receiver more confused than ever. A collection 15 years in the making of the craziest, weirdest, most out-of-this-world stuff I've said or heard that will be sure to leave you questioning everything. Take a deep-dive into my brain and the things that go on inside of it. With over 150 perfectly crafted verbal gems pulled from a list of over 6,000 entries, this is sure to be a wonderful gift for yourself or a loved one!