Ever Heard This? Over Three Hundred Good Stories by F. W. Chambers; Third Edition
1st Published ...... October 27th 1916
2nd Edition ...... November 1916
3rd Edition ...... December 1916
CONTENTS: What He Wanted; His Choice; Not in the Regulations; Story Cheap Talk; Sweet Are the Uses of Advertisement; A Candid Critic; What’s in a Name; Why Brown Left; An Ass’s Shadow; Grace; Misunderstood; Trumps; The Stutterer; Present and Future; The Voice of Ignorance; A Passover Story; Extraordinary Compromise; Barber Shaved by a Lawyer; A Good Pun; Something Like an Insult; The Unwelcome Guest; A Lost Balance; A Bad Crop; Negatives and Positives; Jaw-Ache; Her Programme; The Proud Father; A Miracle; Keeping Time; Question and Answer; Mother’s Jam Pots; Wisdom; Why Not?; The Old Farmer; Any Change for the Better; Tact; The Retort Rude; The Quaker and His Horse; Certainly Not Asleep; The Best Judge; A Thirst for Knowledge; A Shipwreck; A Safe Case; The Watch Mender; The City Churches--and Others; High Principles; The Mixture as Before; Canny Scot; A Nice Distinction; Not Two-Faced; Clerical Wit; A Costly Experiment; A Good Reason; Economy in the Stable; The Patriarch; High and Low; Beer; Not Importunate; The Relationship of Hog to Bacon; Union Is Strength; Courtship; To Let; Cut and Come Again; The Thoughtful Patient; Kismet; The Young Idea; The New Baby; Hook and an Inspector of Taxes; The She Bear; Knowledge; A Story for Booksellers; The Early Bird; Table Talk; Troubles; A Southerner and Scotland; Dry Humour; The Church Organ; Common Prayer; Short Commons; Truth; A Wrong Choice; Fish as a Brain Food; A Character; Husband or Cow; A New Method; Gratitude Not Appreciated; On the Treasures of This World; Cold Feet; Busybodies; Aldermanic Tastes; “Warranted to Kill”; Professional; The New Version; Draughts; Tenderness; How to Address a Bishop; Hook and Putney Bridge; A Good Example; A Misfit; A Cheerful Invitation; The Inevitable Result; Justice; That Awful Child; A Cosmopolitan; Clothes and the Man; A Witty Reply; The Sound of a Trumpet; Grammar; One Side at a Time; Company; Her Own Fault; A Poser; Youthful Precocity; Above Proof; On Death; Envy; A Hat for Nothing; An Old Proverb; Pro Bono Publico; A New Recipe; Not a Waxwork; They Never Say Thank You; Tips; Justice; Dead as a Doornail; Faith; Job’s Curse; A Conjugal Conclusion; The Ruling Passion; Felo-De-Se; How to Get Warm; No Matter What Colour; Of Compositions; Peter’s Wife’s Mother; The Trials of the Deaf; Anticipation; Hymns and Hers; Hors Concours; The Marine and the Bottle; A United Couple; Wet Paint; Tick, Tick, Tick; Diffidence; The Bailiff Outwitted; Imagination; Unremitting Kindness; A Warm Prospect; A Soporific Story; St. Peter and His Keys; The Lost Joint; The Recruiting Sergeant and the Countryman; Ireland for Ever; All Men Are Liars; An Object Lesson; An Unknown Tongue; A Doubtful Compliment; “Somewhere”; The Scotsman and the Joke; War and Taxes; A Modern Alfred; Charity on Credit; Courting By Lamplight; The Inquisitive Onlooker; The Empty Bottle; H20; An Accident; Touch Him Up; A Smart Boy; Wearing Rouge; The Poor Landlord; The Day of Rest; Not to Be Caught; Molecules; A Thoughtless Samaritan; Chaps; Twins; A Natural Objection; Badly Put; A Doubtful Market; Sequences; Two Points of View; A Cannibal; To Let--Unfurnished; A Friend of Satan; The Teddy Bear; Brotherly Love; Christian Principles; Multiplication; A Biblical Story; The Thoughtful Maid; Hemp; Good Advice; Change and Rest; The Voluntary System; The Way to York; The Way to Do It; Lot and the Flea; Whist; A New Prescription; Jacob’s Ladder; A Portrait; Bloaters; A Convenience; The Prayer Meeting; Taking Time; King’s Evidence; A Pleasant Prospect; Balaam’s Sword...and LOTS, LOTS MORE!!!
