Forced to choose between the land they love and the easy money they'd get if they sold it to sand miners for oil drilling, a hard-working Minnesota farm family resorts to loud family fights. But when the body of the best farmer of the group is found in the trees behind the field where Chief of Detectives Jake Hines is hunting geese on his day off, the discussion becomes deadly serious.
Forced to choose between the land they love and the easy money they'd get if they sold it to sand miners for oil drilling, a hard-working Minnesota farm family resorts to loud family fights. But when the body of the best farmer of the group is found in the trees behind the field where Chief of Detectives Jake Hines is hunting geese on his day off, the discussion becomes deadly serious.
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Forced to choose between the land they love and the easy money they'd get if they sold it to sand miners for oil drilling, a hard-working Minnesota farm family resorts to loud family fights. But when the body of the best farmer of the group is found in the trees behind the field where Chief of Detectives Jake Hines is hunting geese on his day off, the discussion becomes deadly serious.
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| ISBN-13: | 9780727872555 |
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| Publisher: | Severn House |
| Publication date: | 08/31/2015 |
| Series: | Jake Hines Series , #9 |
| Edition description: | Large Print |
| Pages: | 304 |
| Product dimensions: | 5.40(w) x 8.60(h) x 0.90(d) |
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CHAPTER 1
'Whaddya say, Oz? My butt is frozen and the geese are gone.' The sun was as high in the sky as it was going to get this close to Thanksgiving, but inside our shooting blind it was so cold my shorts were stiff. I was thinking longingly about a hot cider laced with rum.
'We can't quit yet.' Ozzie Sullivan scanned the bright November sky above us, so cloudless and empty. 'I haven't got my limit.' He had two fat Canadian honkers in his bag as well as a snow goose and a pair of teal. But the state had raised the limit on Canadian geese a couple of years back to three and, haggling or hunting, Ozzie always tries to get all he can.
'You can have mine,' I said. I had bagged a Canada goose and a mallard, and had been thinking ruefully about the Thanksgiving turkeys we were committed to sharing with my mother-in-law and a roomful of Trudy's Swedish relatives in five days. Who wants leftovers from so many birds in one week? A guy could get cramps from that much stuffing.
'Come on,' I said. 'There goes the signal; the guides are closing the field to get ready for the afternoon customers.'
'I can't understand it,' Ozzie said, tossing empties into the cooler. 'We had great shooting early this morning but they sure thinned out later on.'
'Don't they always?'
'Well, usually. But all week long, guys have been coming into the bar so excited, telling me this part of the river was swarming with birds from morning to night. Everybody claimed they were bagging their limit.' We both have small farms near the dinky town of Mirium, forty miles north of Rutherford. Ozzie works as a bartender there in the winter to beef up his cash flow, and he and the other local sportsmen do a lot of competitive bragging.
'So they shot all the slow ones and now the fittest are frolicking on the Gulf Coast, just as Darwin predicted.' I disarmed my old Remington 870 and put the shells back in the box, not really dissatisfied.
In fact, I didn't give a fiddler's fart where those birds had gone. I'd had six or seven good shots that morning and brought down two birds, about average for me. Now I could put my fleece mittens on over my shooting gloves and soon I would be indoors, letting my feet thaw while I nursed a hot toddy. My wife would be glad to hear she did not have to put up with the mess I can make getting a feathered creature ready to be roasted, and later on I would grill some brats to eat with the good beans she'd been baking all day.
I only came on this hunt because I like the occasional challenge of shooting at live game out of doors. I spend more than the required hours every year at the shooting range, staying qualified on the Glock 17 and the twelve-gauge Remington the Rutherford PD specifies for its officers. But going after live targets sharpens hand/eye coordination as no amount of blazing away at inert objects will do.
Dealing with the bloody remains of a day's hunt, though, always feels like a dubious reward to me. I mean, if my life depended on it, sure – if I had hungry little savages waiting in the tepee, I can clean a gizzard with the best of them. But as long as twenty-first-century grocers keep selling steaks and chops, I start asking myself as I pick out birdshot and pinfeathers: isn't this a pretty dim-witted way to get a meal? My idea of great après-hunt cuisine is burgers and beer, and I usually give my trophies away, if my hunting buddies will take them.
Ozzie Sullivan, on the other hand, is a passionate hunter and fisherman, and feels personally insulted when he doesn't get to feast on the flesh of his victims. He claims eating fresh game is what keeps Minnesota men so manly. His wife rolls her eyes up when she hears this and usually mutters something like, 'Yeah, man, and scaling fish can make their women look pretty butch, too'.
Angie thinks growing up in the country is good for her children, so she doesn't complain – much, usually – about Ozzie's barely profitable farming operation. But she works in town, bleaches her hair and wears fake fingernails with painted flags and sequins. Her deal with Ozzie is that he can have all the home-cooked wild-game dinners he wants as long as he's the home cook.
In a few minutes we had all our gear and the cooler ready to hoist out of the blind, and our game harvest laid out in front. We were in a bird-hunting area on the extreme north edge of Rutherford, just inside the city limits. It's run by a commercial guide service owned by two ex-marines, real hunting animals who can recite the breeding and feeding habits of North American waterfowl in their sleep. In mine, too, if they go on too long.
Their operation is a lazy hunter's dream – they rent the cornfield after the farmer's harvest is finished, dig two-seater pits amid the stubble and lay out nifty camouflage-speckled blinds that you just crawl into and zip up. They have hundreds of decoys and realistic bird calls to draw in the game, and strict rules of the field that keep the hunters from shooting each other. All their customers have to do is pay a guide fee, climb in and flip open the windows. Bunkered down in this coign of vantage, they're ready to stare out at decoys scattered in a stubble field for the next five hours.
'You call this recreation?' Trudy asked me the one time I took her along. She spent the first few minutes admiring the way the golden corn stubble shone against the fresh snow in the field, and then used her spotting scope to watch a noisy flight of crows fly in and out of a dead oak. She was a rock climber in those days, doing a lot of body wedging, belaying and other stuff I didn't want to hear about, bagging major peaks on her vacations. The entertainment component of hunting from a blind faded quickly for her. Not being one to tolerate boredom, she wrapped herself in an afghan and was soon engrossed in a paperback thriller she'd brought along. We were living together then but not yet married, and for the sake of the still-tentative relationship I never took her bird hunting again.
I don't do much hunting myself any more – with a house and a spouse, a demanding job and now a lively boy named Ben, there's never enough time. But Ozzie Sullivan won two tickets to this late-season half-day hunt in a raffle at his son's school. He intended to partner with his brother Dan, but then Dan got flu. So when Ozzie came looking for a substitute partner, I traded some favors with Trudy to free up a Saturday morning.
And when the first graceful shapes appeared, black against a dawn-streaked sky, and their wild cries sounded, I revived my inner savage and the emotional jolt he gets from the bird hunt. Besides the thrill of the chase, it's a unique intellectual exercise, deciding where in the sky to aim a shot so some part of it will intercept the body of a bird flying at unknown speed on an unpredictable trajectory. And for the satisfaction of occasionally guessing right – I knew at once when my first bird tumbled out of the sky – the risk of frostbite is a small price to pay.
We were in hog heaven for the first two hours, taking turns shooting at the flocks of birds that came to our decoys, high-fiving when one of us scored a hit. Then the birds, for reasons only they would ever know, went elsewhere, and for the last two hours I'd been ready to quit. Now I was beginning to like the other great feature of hunting here: we could be back out in Mirium with our guns oiled and put away in a little over an hour.
'Y'all ready to go?' Our guide was named Arlo, a self-styled 'big ol' brockle-faced Okie' who was part owner of the hunt. He zipped our shelter open and helped us muscle the cooler out. 'The van's there by the road, see? They'll take you back to the lot where your car's parked.' These people advertise a full-service hunt and even though we were free-loading that's what we were getting – everything organized, thought through, no effort spared to make our hunting day a pleasure.
It was colder, out of the blind, and there was a breeze. I zipped my coat up at the neck, put the hood up over my watch cap and pulled the drawstring tight.
'Looks like your partner needs some help, Arlo.' Ozzie pointed across the frozen field. One of the other guides stood by the farthest blind waving his arms. He yelled something my double-wrapped ears couldn't quite make out. 'What's he saying?' Ozzie wondered. 'He sounds kinda freaked.'
'Poor kid musta torn a hangnail, huh?' Arlo didn't even shift his gum, just went on chewing as he turned his pale gaze toward the signaling figure in the orange vest. This is the Hiawatha Valley Hunt Club, his stoical expression declared as he strode toward his noisy assistant; there will be no freaking on a Hiawatha Valley hunt.
I looked back a couple of times as we walked to our waiting transport, and saw that Arlo had intercepted his younger aide, who had joined two other men, probably clients from the looks of the gear they were carrying. On the far side of the farthest blind, the four stood talking, Arlo in a stiffly disapproving stance, looking down his long nose at his helper. The men with him waved their arms and pointed toward the fence. Barbed wire was stapled to hand-cut posts; it snaked through the trees and bushes that grew along the edge of the shooting field.
We reached the van, where our driver waited. He slid the big side door open and we loaded our gear. We were almost the last ones out of the field and the driver, impatient to be gone, had already strapped in and started the motor. As I slid the door closed, the driver's two-way radio beeped. He pulled it off his belt and answered while he looked back over his shoulder, beginning to back up one-handed. He stopped the vehicle as Arlo's voice, a little reedy and short-winded, said, 'Ask your passenger Jake Hines if he's carrying his cell phone.'
When he had me on the phone he said, softly, 'Can you come over here and help me a minute?'
'Sure. You want us to drive the van over?'
'No,' he said quickly. His voice was tense but low – the ultra-calm voice people use when they realize they're looking at a calamity but want you to know they are Still In Command. 'Will you please get out and walk over here by yourself? Tell the other people to wait in the van.'
'OK,' I said. 'What —'
His voice dropped again, almost to a whisper. 'I got a man down here —'
'Arlo,' I said, 'if one of your customers has had a hunting accident you should call nine-one-one right away.'
'I'm not sure this is an accident, Jake, and this man ain't my customer. He didn't rent no blind from me – I've never seen this fella before. He looks a little familiar, but – listen, if you'll quit talking, Jake' – he was doing all the talking – 'and come on over here' – his voice was cracking a little now – 'you'll see for yourself what the problem is.'
'What do you say it is?'
'That whoever this bozo is, he looks to me like he sure as hell is dead.'
CHAPTER 2'I'm going to be a little late,' I told Trudy an hour later. At the curb on the street side of the field, many vehicles were parking.
'You're already late,' she said. 'What else is new?'
'Didn't Ozzie call you? I asked him —'
I'd sent him home with a message for my wife when I saw what I had to do. My own call to Trudy had repeatedly been delayed by the blizzard of phone calls with which I had ruined a lot of Saturdays and summoned a crew.
'Yeah, Ozzie called as soon as he got home. So I wouldn't have to worry, he said. Then he bent my ear for fifteen minutes making it sound as crazy and ominous as possible. Somebody got shot?'
'Yes. And the guys who run this hunt,' I turned my back to them and muffled the phone with my hand, 'are very concerned, of course.'
'Why are you still there if it's a hunting accident? Isn't that something for the DNR?'
'It would be if I was sure it is an accident. But some things don't seem to quite add up.' Besides being a cop's wife she's a criminalist at the State crime lab, so I don't hesitate to share details with her. She'll be seeing it all on Monday anyway.
'Well, so, you've got a crew coming?'
'Yup. I can see them unloading now.' The street was filling up with detectives slamming doors, loading up with gear, calling out warnings as they took their first steps into the field.
A big snowstorm had blanketed this area two days earlier. A gusty wind overnight had piled it in little hummocks around the corn stubble, and today's low temperature froze the top layer. Every footstep broke through the rime ice with a crack and sank into inches of soft snow over patches of remnant ice from earlier storms. With miserable footing and a chance of frostbite for hands that needed to be bare for any tasks, there would be no need to urge this crew to work quickly.
'Soon as the People Crimes crew gets over here and I brief Ray,' I told my mate, 'I'm out of here.'
'Good,' she said. 'How will you get home, though?'
'Dispatch located a social worker who has to visit a case in Faribault,' I said. 'He'll drop me off.'
As she well knows, I have no business at a crime scene. I'm head of Rutherford's police detectives; my job is to stay in the station and tell people what to do. Of course, when a case comes along like this one and gets in my face, I can hardly just walk away. I was rehearsing that speech for the chief, who promoted me to this job several years ago and still sometimes has to remind me to stifle my fondness for field work.
The area around the body was being taped off by the street patrolmen who'd arrived first. I'd done my best to protect the crime scene till they got there, standing between the body and the street and telling everyone who approached, 'Don't come any closer, don't come any closer', like a recording stuck in an endless loop.
I broke my own rule once briefly in the first few minutes. To make sure Arlo's opinion of the downed man's condition was correct, I crashed through the underbrush and squatted by the victim, held two fingers behind his ear for a few seconds and looked in his eyes. He had no pulse at all, and was very cold. Besides that, he had that stony stillness, and the waxy pallor and milky eyes of a body that had stopped breathing some time ago. When I stood up I said, 'Yup,' to Arlo, who was standing nearby looking as if he'd just passed a stone. 'Now we wait for the coroner.'
'Come on,' Arlo said. 'You know he's dead.' He wanted me to bag the victim up, call a meat wagon and get him out of here. 'No offense,' he said, 'but this is not good for business.'
'None taken,' I said, punching buttons on my phone, 'but rules are rules.' He muttered something crude. I said, 'Pokey lives on this side of town; he won't be long.'
I continued making phone calls while Arlo hopped around me like a frustrated sparrow. You know how they never seem to be content with the branch they're on? Arlo was jittering like that, hopping from one foot to the other and emitting chirps of distress. This was going to wreck his reputation, he said. His hunters sure as hell didn't shoot this guy, he knew for a fact, so now why did he have to get the penalty for carelessness he would never commit? He actually asked me, 'Why is it cops aren't ever around when you need them, and then they come down on the innocent like a ton of bricks?'
I stopped dialing for a minute and said, 'I'm out here freezing my ass off trying to help you. Now put a sock in it before I find an infraction to write you up for.'
Working up to a nice argument with Arlo felt good for a few seconds – I could feel my hands and feet start to warm up. But there was a lot of work to be done, so I put a lid on my anger and went back to dialing and talking. Arlo shut up and made do with pacing and panting.
A few minutes later a noisy crew began unloading at the curb. I looked across the field and said, 'Hey, here comes the lab team from BCA. How'd they get here so fast?'
They pulled open the big doors on the back of their van and swarmed across the field like ants. 'We were just finishing up on an assault case in Owatonna when Saint Paul got your call,' Tom Baines said. He's a Minnesota BCA photographer, so he owns a large assortment of gloves with the ends cut off the fingers. 'Dispatch decided to save some gas, so you're catching us on the fly.' Baines is a bow-hunter who loves to talk about his ability to follow spoor through trackless wilderness. I had a pretty good idea what he'd think of a hunt like this one and was hoping he'd keep his opinion to himself while he talked to the hunt club people.
When Arlo first called me, I thought he was describing a simple hunting accident, so I wasn't going to call the Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. But after Arlo said over and over that there was no way any of his hunters shot into that tree line where the body lay, I'd decided to get the experts involved. When it comes to fingerprints and photography, St Paul has the latest machines and the best-trained techies, and their DNA wizards are legendary.
(Continues…)
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