Table of Contents
Foreword Liz Smith ix
Introduction xiii
So … Who Was Elaine Kaufman? Amy Phillips Penn 1
There's No Elaine's Without Elaine Amy Phillips Penn 7
Take Four: Customer, Publicist, Columnist, And "Let's Do Lunch, Elaine" Amy Phillips Penn 11
"Marry Me, Marry Me" At Elaine's David Black 17
Elaine Empties the Stanley Cup Per Bjurman 21
"Give Him Table Six, He Says He Has Money." Steve McPartlin 26
When Elaine Socked Me China Girard 30
How Elaine Became My Photo Agent Jessica Burstein 33
Travels With Elaine Jessica Burstein 37
My Last Night At Elaine's Jodi Garner 47
"I'm a Fucking Icon." Elaine Madsen 49
Elaine Was My Dating Coach Ken Pliska 52
My Home Away From Home Dana Moyles 55
The Good Penny Curt Block 58
"Elaine's Was Really Three Different Places." Ash Bennington 61
Woody Allen On Elaine's A O&A: Amy Phillips Penn 67
Top Ten Reasons Your New Hangout Will Never Replace Elaine's Charles Kipps 69
Shooting Elaine's (But Not Elaine) Ron Galella 71
When Spinelli Met Plimpton As Told To Amy Phillips Penn 73
"Not Only Did You Share A Meal Or A Drink, But You Shared Yourself." Mark Rossini 76
Elaine's, A Tribute Photographs: Larry Fink 79
Dabney Coleman Does The Godfather Gig At Elaine's. Just Guess Who's Listening. Dabney Coleman 86
Elaine Kaufman: Friend and Investor Esther Margolis 90
"I Was Married To My Restaurant: Elaine Was Married To Elaine's." Steve (Pally) McFadden 96
Elaine Was An Interesting, Tough Lady. (I Saw Her Punch Out A Guy.) Ken Moran 100
The Era Is Over Al Sapienza 104
Still "Anchored" At Elaine's Bob Drury 108
"Who's Da Poet?" Taki Theodoracopulos 111
Elaine As Mama Earth Fred Morton 114
There's "Nothing Like Gedempte Flaische." Steve Walter 118
People Soup Tony Hendra 121
Who's on First? (In Elaine's Bathroom) Richard Johnson 127
"I Would Not Be the Person I Am Today if I Had Not Gone Into Elaine's." Libby Schoettle 129
Afterword 133