Don't Squat With Your Spurs On: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

by Texas Bix Bender

Overview

With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is “worthy of a book rustler” (South Bend Tribune).
 
In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It’s filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: “Always drink upstream from the herd” and “The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.”
 
A modern classic, it’s full of good laughs—and good old-fashioned wisdom.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781423609506
Publisher:	Smith, Gibbs Publisher
Publication date:	05/29/2020
Series:	Western Humor
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	128
File size:	351 KB

About the Author

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

Read an Excerpt

AFTER EATING AN ENTIRE BULL, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BULL, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.