What if some of the artists we feel as if we know—Meryl Streep, Neil Young, Bill Murray—turned up in the course of our daily lives?
This is what happens to Rose McEwan, an ordinary woman who keeps having strange encounters with famous people. In this engrossing, original novel-in-stories, we follow her life from age 17, when she takes a summer writing course led by a young John Updike, through her first heartbreak (witnessed by Joni Mitchell) on the island of Crete, through her marriage, divorce, and a canoe trip with Taylor Swift, Leonard Cohen and Karl Ove Knausgaard. (Yes, read on.)
With wit and insight, Marni Jackson takes a world obsessed with celebrity and turns it on its head. In Don't I Know You?, she shows us how fame is just another form of fiction, and how, in the end, the daily dramas of an ordinary woman’s life can be as captivating and poignant as any luminary tell-all.
What if some of the artists we feel as if we know—Meryl Streep, Neil Young, Bill Murray—turned up in the course of our daily lives?
This is what happens to Rose McEwan, an ordinary woman who keeps having strange encounters with famous people. In this engrossing, original novel-in-stories, we follow her life from age 17, when she takes a summer writing course led by a young John Updike, through her first heartbreak (witnessed by Joni Mitchell) on the island of Crete, through her marriage, divorce, and a canoe trip with Taylor Swift, Leonard Cohen and Karl Ove Knausgaard. (Yes, read on.)
With wit and insight, Marni Jackson takes a world obsessed with celebrity and turns it on its head. In Don't I Know You?, she shows us how fame is just another form of fiction, and how, in the end, the daily dramas of an ordinary woman’s life can be as captivating and poignant as any luminary tell-all.
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Overview
What if some of the artists we feel as if we know—Meryl Streep, Neil Young, Bill Murray—turned up in the course of our daily lives?
This is what happens to Rose McEwan, an ordinary woman who keeps having strange encounters with famous people. In this engrossing, original novel-in-stories, we follow her life from age 17, when she takes a summer writing course led by a young John Updike, through her first heartbreak (witnessed by Joni Mitchell) on the island of Crete, through her marriage, divorce, and a canoe trip with Taylor Swift, Leonard Cohen and Karl Ove Knausgaard. (Yes, read on.)
With wit and insight, Marni Jackson takes a world obsessed with celebrity and turns it on its head. In Don't I Know You?, she shows us how fame is just another form of fiction, and how, in the end, the daily dramas of an ordinary woman’s life can be as captivating and poignant as any luminary tell-all.
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| ISBN-13: | 9781250089809 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Flatiron Books |
| Publication date: | 10/17/2017 |
| Edition description: | Reprint |
| Pages: | 256 |
| Product dimensions: | 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.58(d) |
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Don't I Know You
By Marni Jackson
Flatiron Books
Copyright © 2016 Marni JacksonAll rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-250-08979-3
CHAPTER 1
Doon
The Doon School of Fine Arts occupied the former summer house of Horatio Walker, a modestly celebrated (there is no other kind) nineteenth-century Canadian painter. Two of his canvases, landscapes with sulfurous skies and tossing trees, hung on the walls of the dining room, where art students doubling as waitresses set the long communal tables and served the meals: shepherd's pie, weeping coleslaw, hard rolls on a side plate. Dinner always began with tomato juice in a slender glass, like the red line in a thermometer.
I had just turned seventeen. My parents, eager to encourage my precocious "way with words" and my "flair for art" (I excelled at drawing horses in profile) had signed me up for summer courses — one week of Introductory Oil Painting, followed by a week of Introductory Creative Writing. My father kept urging me to send something in to Reader's Digest for the "Humor in Uniform" section, overlooking the fact that I was not in active military service. I was in grade twelve. But I did have a sort of uniform — the pink smock I wore for my part-time job as a shampoo girl for Rico's House of Beauty. With the word "Rose" embroidered on one pocket. I had a sort of boyfriend too. But I was growing tired of Larry, so I agreed to go to Doon.
It was 1963, the first year the school offered a writing course, and they were pleased to welcome John Hoyer Updike as the inaugural instructor. He had published a book of poems, The Tessellated Hen, which I couldn't find in the Burlington library. But I didn't need to read it, or his new novel about an aging basketball player. His stories had been published in The New Yorker and that was godlike enough for me.
The photo in Doon's brochure showed a mild, goatish-looking young man with a long nose and bushy eyebrows, smiling. His brown hair was cut short, a thatch at war with multiple cowlicks. His gaze met the camera as if sharing a joke, and his upper lip had an appealing dip in the middle, like the waist of a violin. It was an expression of mischief, intelligence, and appetite. He was young, probably not even thirty, but to me anyone over nineteen was generically adult.
On the page opposite was a picture of the art teacher, Emilio Renzetti, looking truculent and disheveled with black hairs curling out of his open shirt. I showed his picture to my father one morning as he was reading the paper. "That guy looks like trouble," he said, snapping the business section open. I decided not to show him the slightly satyr-faced Harvard grad who would help usher me into the pages of Reader's Digest.
It was the summer I wore my blond hair short, in a "cap cut" with comma-shaped side curls that I Scotch-taped to my cheeks each night. This sometimes left faint shiny patches on my cheeks. My legs were long and tanned and I wore shorts most of the time, although these were always part of carefully engineered outfits. A pair of pale-yellow Bermudas with a matching halter top, both reversible to a blue plaid fabric, was my number-one outfit. I wore it the day my parents drove me to Doon to meet my fellow students — all women — for Art Week.
The seven of us shared an airy dormitory at the top of the stairs where we kept our suitcases under iron-frame beds covered with chenille spreads in pastel shades. There were two brisk and wiry older women who wore unusual eyeglasses. Real painters, they had brought along folding chairs for working outdoors. I was by far the youngest of the group, with my three stiff, never-used brushes.
Horatio Walker's house sat in a sort of dell across from a willow-shaded river. The Grand flowed through Doon with a Wordsworthian stateliness that set it apart from the stolid farmland and creeping suburbs of southern Ontario. Languid, pastoral, and somehow secretive, Doon already felt fictional to me — the perfect setting for a murder, or a love affair.
On our first morning, the dorm ladies convened downstairs for a Life Drawing session. This took place in the dining room with a naked model posed on the same draped table we would later sit around for dinner. With sticks of charcoal we worked at easels on big sheets of beige newsprint. The idea, Emilio told us, was to work fast; if a sketch wasn't getting anywhere, we should flip the sheet and start afresh.
I found I was good at it, the quick, intuitive first strokes. I liked the focused silence of the room, all of us scratching away in a circle, heads tilting up and down. For me — a virgin — it was also sexual in a perfectly manageable way. Sometimes the model was one of the waitresses who would later serve us, which was a little shocking. There was a stool in place for her to step up onto the table. I learned that the trick was to take in the fact of her nakedness and then to see through it, break it down into lines and shadows. Soon you were inside the state of nakedness with her, which almost caused it to disappear. This made the prospect of my own potential nakedness less alarming.
In the afternoon, we switched to oil painting, outside. We trailed across the lawn behind Emilio into the woods, where we were expected to find a particular stump or rock or split-rail fence that took our fancy and paint it en plein air.
"Just paint what speaks to you," said Emilio, who seemed faintly irritated by all of us.
I had no idea how to discover the contours in the mess that was Nature. One tree looked like another to me. My new wooden palette fit the curve of my thumb in an agreeable way, and I liked squeezing wet rosettes of paint onto it, then twirling them flat with my brush. But while the rest of the group got down to work, dabbing away in silence, I couldn't seem to find a subject that drew my eye.
As I wandered more deeply into the woods, I stumbled on the foundation of a ruined barn — a dark, stony tooth socket in the earth with a still-intact staircase in one corner. Stairs to nowhere. I tried to paint these red pointless steps rising out of the earth, perhaps recognizing something hopeful, aspiring, but wildly out of context, like me.
On our second day, fed up with my efforts, I filled another canvas with an agitated pine tree that at least had some turmoil and energy to it. It was every color but green. Emilio came by, frowning. He studied my tree for a moment, then pointed to a whirling ochre bit. "Very painterly," he murmured and passed on.
That was encouraging. But the next afternoon, when I tried to repeat myself, it didn't work.
So I gave up on art.
* * *
Still, the daily routines at Doon pleased me. I liked sleeping in the dorm with the gentle snoring ladies, and coming down at the end of the day to tomato juice and jellied salads on the two long tables. We'd wait for the swinging doors to open as the waitresses, some of them local girls with dancing ponytails and other things on their minds, came in and out carrying metal water jugs. I liked playing sad, precocious bits of Erik Satie on the loose-keyed piano in the parlor, or taking solitary walks in the rain down to the stone bridge over the Grand, dressed in a man's yellow rain jacket that came to the bottom of my shortest stretch-terrycloth shorts.
One night after a downpour, the river turned the color of milky tea and rose almost to the height of the banks. A crew from a local TV show came by in a van and shot me standing pensively (needless to say) on the bridge. I saw myself on the news that night and was shocked by how normal and round-faced I looked. I thought I was working on a different sort of character, the girl with cheekbones who reads Albert Camus and plays sarabandes at dusk.
Doon was less than a hamlet — just a cemetery, a gas station, and a general store. Nothing ever happened there after dark, except Ping-Pong. In the evenings some of us would wander down the road, passing under the single moth-orbited streetlight as the frogs kept up a chorus as loud and rhythmic as a polka band. When we reached the Shell station, we'd throw stones at the orange metal sign, which would silence the frogs. Then the chorus would start up again and we'd head back to the dorms.
One of my roommates, I noticed, was reading Rabbit, Run. Sherry was the best painter of the group and the oldest. I asked her if she liked it and did she know that John Updike himself was coming to Doon in a few days.
"He's quite good at description. But the hero is a man who sells vegetable peelers and doesn't much like his wife," she said with a dismissive flap of her hand. "It does have spicy bits though. Very spicy." She looked over the navy-blue frames of her glasses. "Not for you, my dear."
I reviewed the thin sheaf of writing I would present to John Updike. This included the grad notes I had written for our high school yearbook, many of which were shockingly inappropriate. ("Most likely to die young.") A story about a picnic, told from the point of view of an ant. Several self-deprecating essays about trying and failing to do something, such as knitting a sweater for my dog.
But the quality that most equipped me for writing, perhaps, was a chronic sense of unease. I felt outside most things, a shy and yearning observer — if not a fly on the wall, then an ant at the picnic. At seventeen I was already the omniscient narrator of my own life, both everywhere and nowhere at once. I also had the remnants of a childhood stutter, and dreaded being called upon in chemistry class in case I had to say the word "carbon" with its unforgiving hard c. My stutter did make me choose my words more carefully, though. It fed writing.
No, the most remarkable thing about me that summer at Doon was the fact that I was full of longings I couldn't name. I thought these longings had to do with art. And in a way, they did; first loves are partly works of fiction.
Day after day the weather was humid and lethargic, with pulses of sheet lightning in the evenings. All the women dressed skimpily. I had no sense of being pretty, but did feel in possession of some mysterious new power, a little. I noticed that men were willing to take their time with me, to help me out, and that I didn't seem to have to do anything to earn this attention. I believed they were interested in my "talent."
Then the week ended, the lady painters all left except for me, and the writers arrived. My heart sank. They were an ungainly group: a stooped fellow in a short-sleeved shirt who made claymation films and wished to learn how to write crime novels; a retired Ottawa Valley schoolteacher documenting her dead husband's war experiences; a poet named L'Orren who had actually published her poetry in journals with names like Axis and Penumbra. L'Orren had a stormy mass of dark hair that she kept capturing in a large saw-toothed barrette and then releasing, like a little animal. She wore black liquid eyeliner and semitransparent Indian shirts with black tights, despite the heat.
There was a playwright, Steve, hoping to improve his dialogue. Also a fellow with cloudy glasses who said that he had been working on his "picaresque sci-fi" novel, Dark Matter, for the past four years. I thought he'd said "picturesque." Dinner that first night was awkward and there was no Ping-Pong afterward.
The next morning, the group gathered on the deep front porch, dragging the wicker chairs into a semicircle. We exchanged names and a few words about our projects then lapsed into silence, waiting for the arrival of John Updike. He was late. "Well, I have some poems I could read," said L'Orren, but just then a tall, ruddy-faced, bony-shouldered figure dashed up the steps with a stack of books and papers in his arms. He wore khakis and a button-down oxford-cloth shirt with pale blue stripes.
"I apologize, everyone — crossing the border took longer than I expected." He took in our listless group and patted one of the white faux-colonial columns that framed the porch.
"This is all rather grand. I was expecting little cabins."
He handed out the week's assignments and a long, long reading list. I recognized a few names — Philip Roth, James Thurber, Marcel Proust. None of which I had read. One woman, Edith Wharton.
L'Orren offered him her chair but he sat on the top step of the porch with his back against a column, smoking a cigarette. He'd been going through customs at Niagara Falls, he explained, when the authorities undertook a very thorough search of his car, an "unremarkable" Ford Falcon.
"I had nothing to hide," he said, "but I was overwhelmed by a t-tidal wave of irrational g-guilt."
A stutter! I looked away. What if it triggered mine?
"Everyone feels like a criminal when they cross a border," said L'Orren. That earned a smile from John Updike.
Our first assignment was to describe one five-minute period in our day. It was to be a close description of what we observed, not our finer emotions, or, God forbid, ideas. "Ideas are easy," he said. "First, tell me what you see."
What I saw was L'Orren beside me, gazing at the lawn and the push mower that had been abandoned there with avid, writerly eyes, already basking in the radiance of the ordinary. "I thought Art Week was over," I whispered to her, but her frown shushed me.
He set up appointments with each of us and collected our bits of writing. Then, with a kind of relish, as if describing a good meal, he told us that writing was "mostly an ongoing experience of self-doubt and falling short of the mark." He laughed, a sharp sound, almost a bray. "But an absolute freedom exists on the blank page, and we must make use of it."
The next morning after breakfast I found him waiting for me on the steps of the porch, smoking. His way with a cigarette was languid, a little feminine. The day was already still and hot; the cicadas had begun to make the sound that marks the zenith of summer just before the downward tilt.
He fanned the pages I had given him, including my prize-winning senior essay "The Lonely Road." ("A road is only lonely when there's someone walking down it ...")
"Anything else you want me to read?"
"No, not really," I said. It was my entire oeuvre. "Except for this." I opened my notebook to a poem and passed it to him. It was inspired by a LIFE magazine photograph of a homeless black man with anger burning in his eyes.
He read it with a pencil in his hand, ticked an image here and there, and put an X through the weeping part. "No tears," he said, "especially not in poems." Then he made diagonal slashes to indicate line breaks that would improve the rhythm.
I saw that he was right; a poem was more than fetching similes in a stack of arbitrarily short lines. The point, he suggested gently, was not to put my own sensibility on display but to arouse thoughts and feelings in others. He turned the page to finish the poem and came upon some sketches of the naked model.
"Are these yours?"
I nodded, praying that he wouldn't go further and find the childish cartoons that filled the back of the notebook. But he kept studying the nude.
"This line is strong." He traced one of her parabolic thighs. "Very graphic. Do you like Edward Hopper?"
"I think so," I said. I held my breath and he turned the page. There was Mickey Mouse, with his impenetrable black irises and dimpled white three-fingered gloves. There was Donald Duck, having a tantrum as he stomped on his sailor hat, releasing little puffs of dust.
Mortified, I reached for the notebook.
"Don't be embarrassed," he said. "In college I only wanted to become a cartoonist — writing was my second choice." He tapped the page. "I am jealous of your Mickey."
"My father taught me how. You start with the three circles, ears and head."
"Is he an artist?"
"No, but when he was young he was really good at drawing. The local newspaper published his cartoons."
"So you have his gift."
"He even got a job offer from Walt Disney when he was nineteen, but he couldn't afford the trip down for the interview."
"Too bad, you'd make a good California girl. What did he end up doing?"
"Engineering. He said there wasn't much call for cartoonists on the prairies, in the D-D-D-Depression."
There. It had happened. But John Updike said nothing, only asked if I had written about my father.
"No. After that he just worked, got married, had us kids, and things like that. Ordinary stuff." He nodded.
"But to write well about the ordinary stuff — that's the hard part, don't you think? To give the mundane its beautiful due."
He flipped back to my stories and ticked the phrase "lozenge-shaped" to describe a patch of sunlight. He approved of my yearbook's typeface. "It's Dutch, from the seventeenth century. Not often used these days." He liked my description of crows on a hydro wire looking like musical notes on a staff, "although crows are not really round, are they?"
I found his attention to my lines — more attention than I had devoted to them in the first place — both pleasing and unsettling. It also made me acutely aware of my outfit that day, the blue-and-white capri pants and a blue sleeveless top with white rickrack along the bottom. For the first time I questioned my fondness for things that matched.
(Continues...)
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Table of Contents
Doon 1
Free Love 36
The Rehearsal 71
The Bill Murray Effect 83
Bob Dylan Goes Tubing 91
My Star 106
Jimi and Agnes 117
Exfoliation 138
Don't I Know You? 144
Before the World Was Made 156
Shovel My Walk 170
The Reading 179
Mister Softee 197
Abra Cadaver 215
Acknowledgments 247