Deplorable Me

by Kim Cormack

Overview

A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes.
Her body and soul had always belonged to her Handler but in the last couple of months, she’d gone from one prospect to three. She’d never found herself in this position. Grey had been everything to her for so long. She adored him, but he’d been spelled to forget any intimacy between them as he slept. This didn’t make his jealousy any easier to digest because Grey didn’t understand. He couldn’t. She was cursed. She would always remember every heartbreakingly beautiful detail of the nights they’d spent professing their love. He was only ever reacting to half of the story.
After forty years by Grey’s side, she was finally ready to find something more. She yearned for a physical connection that would still be there when they awoke. This was something she could never have with Grey. Orin was a good friend and undeniably great in the sack, but he’d been in a long-term relationship and by long-term, she meant, with the same girl on and off for a thousand years. At this moment neither of them could promise more than drama free shelter from the storm of their endless duties. Lexy had only ever been with two other people willingly, bringing her tally of lovers to a whopping three since becoming Ankh. It had taken her a long time to get to the point of wanting to experience anything physical with anyone but her Handler. She felt ready to enjoy the perks of her afterlife.
She’d known Tiberius would be here, he was the leader of Triad. Their titillating encounter during the last Summit had left her with an urgency to experience all that their dark attraction had to offer. She hadn’t been able to shake the sexually charged visions of Tiberius as he sliced his blade into her skin, showing her a little something she hadn’t known about pain induced healing pleasure. Their brief sensually charged encounters since the Summit had left her yearning for more. She’d accidentally started something with Orin. Being a thousand years old gave Orin a pretty good grasp on the realities of attractions left unfulfilled, he was all for her taking a night to see Tiberius’s chapter through till it’s end. Orin had made it quite clear that he had no intention of getting into anything more serious than booty calls and flirtations with her until she was had closed her book of unknowns.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940155854852
Publisher:	Kim Cormack
Publication date:	10/23/2018
Series:	COA , #3
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	474 KB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

Kim Cormack is the dark comedy loving author of the Children Of Ankh Universe. She worked for over 16 years as an Early Childhood educator in preschool, daycare, and as an aid. She has M.S and has lived most of her life on Vancouver Island in beautiful British Columbia, Canada. Currently, she lives in the gorgeous town of Port Alberni. She's a single mom with two awesome offspring.
If you bump into this author, slowly back away. Toss packages of hot sauce at her until you escape.

A Note From The Author.

I began writing this series shortly after my M.S diagnosis. I had many reasons to fight. I had incredible children, family and friends, but this series gave me purpose. Whenever things become dark, I use my imagination to find the light within myself. No matter what life throws your way, you are stronger than you believe. I hope the character's strength becomes an inner voice for the readers who need it. Stand back up, and if you can't stand, rise within yourself. We are all beautiful as we are. We are all immortal.

All heroes are born from the embers that linger after the fire of great tragedy.

She slept a dreamless sleep free of dragons for she had slain them once again.
Fantasy adventure, magical realism, non-stop action with laughter, tears and a coming of age paranormal romance that will capture every reader's heart. A story of a teenage girl who overcomes tragedy and evolves into something she never knew possible as her immortal destiny comes to light. This paranormal fantasy will leave you breathless as it takes you through the darkness and leads you back out into the secret world of immortality triggered by choices in the afterlife.

The end of her life is only the beginning of her story.

This series is what would happen if Hunger games and Divergent hooked up and had a baby!

A comic romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty, certifiably insane antiheroes who battle while collecting partially immortal teenagers as they survive the exterminations of their family lines on their sixteenth year. If they've impressed the Guardians of the in-between with their bravery, they shall be granted a second chance at life as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three Clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by any other Clan until their eighteenth birthday.

    She had never coveted the role of princess. She'd always wanted to be the hero.

Would you live your life differently if you knew the Correction was coming for you? They have allowed you to live until the age of sixteen because they want you to fight back. Your family line will be erased from this world sometime around your sixteenth birthday. You and your twin sister were never meant to be born. There will be no place to run and nowhere to hide. You won't even know they are coming. Could you survive your Correction?
Do you have what it takes to leave your humanity behind?
If your answer is yes, then hold on tight.

Behind The Series ☥

One thousand years ago, procreation became illegal under the immortal law. Any suspected offspring will be allowed to live until the age of sixteen. At this time, a Correction will be sent to erase their family line. If your bravery has impressed the Guardian's of the in-between, you may be granted a second chance at life as a sacrificial lamb for the greater good in one of the three Clans of immortals living on earth, Ankh, Trinity or Triad. The symbol of your Clan will be branded into your flesh, and with this mark, you will no longer be permitted through the hall of souls each time you die. At eighteen you will be sealed to your Clan. They will train your partially mortal brain to adapt to immortality. Your next feat will be, Immortal Testing where you will be dropped into a floating magical Crypt the size of New York City into a Testing fuelled by your worst nightmares. In this personal hell, anything can happen. Here, you must die thousands of times to prove yourself capable of being immortal. Three Clans go into the Testing. Only the first two to reach the Amber Room will earn their freedom.

Warning: Information contained within this series is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger a Correction. If you survive or have shown great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your soul's protection until your 18th year, you must join one of three Clans of immortals residing on earth, Ankh, Trinity, or Triad. You are still reading this, aren't you? Buckle up.

Sleep, sweet sleep till the morning
Just dream away and close your eyes
My love, you'll be safe until the morning
Sleeping in my heart, all through the night
Although bad dreams come to scare you
My love will scare them all away
My heart
The lights flickered, the pain went away, and her mother was holding her, singing "Sleep, sweet sleep."
The Beginning

The Children Of Ankh Series Universe

Children Of Ankh Series Order
Book One: Sweet Sleep
Book Two: Enlightenment
Book Three: Let There Be Dragons
Book Four: Handlers Of Dragons
Book Five Coming in 2020, Tragic Fools

C.O.A Series Order (Same Universe)
Book One: Wild Thing
Book Two: Wicked Thing
Book Four: Deplorable Me
Book Five Coming soon

Children Of Ankh Series Novellas
Bring Out Your Dead

Would you live your life differently if you knew the Correction was coming for you? They have allowed you to live until the age of sixteen because they want you to fight back. Your family line will be erased from this world sometime around your sixteenth birthday. You and your twin were never meant to be born. There will be no place to run and nowhere to hide. You won't even know they are coming. Could you survive your Correction?
Do you have what it takes to leave your humanity behind?
If your answer is yes, then hold on tight.
You can find the series trailers and the teaser online. If you find me somewhere out there in the vast world of social media, I would love to hear from you. P.S My American friends, Uk and Canada spell some words differently.

Handy Children Of Ankh Universe Facts

Correction: The scheduled execution of all partially immortal offspring and their genetic line.
Ankh, Trinity and Triad: Three Clans of immortals living on earth. You must join one of the three Clans if you survive your Correction. They train you for Immortal Testing.
Testing: At the age of eighteen, you become sealed to your Clan. All of the newest members of each Clan train for Testing. Immortal Testing is a floating crypt the size of New York City, containing your worst nightmares where you must die thousands of times to prove your partially mortal brain can withstand the trials of immortality. Three Clans enter and race for the Amber room. Only the first two will be set free. The third remains lost their worst nightmares.
Tombs: If you survive the Testing, you have earned your own healing tomb generating from your Clan's stone. Example, Clan Ankh is rose quartz, Triad is jade, Trinity is sapphire.
Guardians: Three Guardians created each Clan of immortals. Beings, resembling angels from the in-between.
Crypts: Homebase's for each Clan, scattered all over the world.
Dragons: There are green scaly Dragons in this series, but in most cases, the word Dragon refers to the ability to turn off emotions. Lexy is the Dragon of Clan Ankh. A Dragon is used as an assassin.
Happy Reading
Kim Cormack XOXO

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