14-year-old Eddy Funderburke dreams of making it as a classical violinist... and making out with his curvaceous mom. After accepting that Carnegie Hall won’t be calling, Eddy memorizes showtunes, hoping to get laid and score a cruise ship gig. Getting help from a preacher, a crack whore, and a Southern Studies professor, Eddy is positioned to fulfill his fantasies. But can he handle it all?
14-year-old Eddy Funderburke dreams of making it as a classical violinist... and making out with his curvaceous mom. After accepting that Carnegie Hall won’t be calling, Eddy memorizes showtunes, hoping to get laid and score a cruise ship gig. Getting help from a preacher, a crack whore, and a Southern Studies professor, Eddy is positioned to fulfill his fantasies. But can he handle it all?
Deep Fried
Deep Fried
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940000705650 |
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| Publisher: | Thomas Nesbit |
| Publication date: | 06/20/2009 |
| Sold by: | Smashwords |
| Format: | eBook |
| Sales rank: | 756,605 |
| File size: | 765 KB |
| Age Range: | 18 Years |