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Overview
Best buddies Noodle and Zeek love adventure—and that’s a good thing, because they clearly can’t stay out of trouble. “A throwback to the Hardy Boys” mixed with “plotting reminiscent of Saturday-morning cartoons,” award-winning author Tony Abbott’s high-energy series is pure fun (Booklist). This complete set of all six books kicks off with Danger Guys, a “good-natured parody of the likes of Indiana Jones films” (Publishers Weekly).
Danger Guys: Best friends Noodle and Zeek are among the first in line when a new store selling survival gear, Danger Guy, opens in their mall. But when a small room in the store turns out to be the back of a truck, they’re in for a terrifying ride to an ancient temple full of treasures.
Danger Guys Blast Off: When Noodle and Zeek discover their old science teacher is actually an evil scientist who wants to blow up their school, they must defeat a giant robot, learn to fly a rocket, and defuse the bomb before it’s too late.
Danger Guys: Hollywood Halloween: The boys can’t wait to tour a real Hollywood movie studio—until electronic props go haywire and the friends must battle an evil robot, a sneezing dinosaur, and a deadly mummy.
Danger Guys Hit the Beach: Noodle and Zeek are about to discover that stopping treasure hunters is no day at the beach.
Danger Guys on Ice: On a skiing trip, the boys stumble upon frozen cavemen—and their cold-blooded former science teacher, the evil Mr. Vazny, who plans to reanimate the cavemen and use them to destroy Mayville.
Danger Guys and the Golden Lizard: On a jungle quest for the legendary Golden Lizard, the boys must rescue a kidnapped husband-and-wife explorer team, fight off ninja linebackers, and find the treasure before the bad guys.
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781504054751 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Open Road Media |
| Publication date: | 07/10/2018 |
| Series: | Danger Guys |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 355 |
| File size: | 15 MB |
| Note: | This product may take a few minutes to download. |
| Age Range: | 7 - 11 Years |
About the Author
Over the last two decades, Tony Abbott has written dozens of mysteries, comics, and adventure books for young readers aged six to fourteen, with series including Danger Guys, the Time Surfers, the Weird Zone, Underworlds, Goofballs, and the long-running fantasy series the Secrets of Droon. He is also the author of the fantasy epic Kringle and the realistic novels Firegirl (winner of the 2006 Golden Kite Award for Fiction), The Postcard (winner of the 2008 Edgar Award for Best Juvenile Mystery), and Lunch-Box Dream. Among his latest novels is The Forbidden Stone, the first installment of the twelve-book saga the Copernicus Legacy. Tony has taught on the faculty of Lesley University’s MFA program in creative writing, is a frequent conference speaker and visitor to schools, and presents workshops to creative writers of all ages. His websites include www.tonyabbottbooks.com, www.thecopernicuslegacy.com, and the literary blog www.fridaybookreport.com.
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CHAPTER 1
It was a Saturday morning. I was dreaming of hot, buttery waffles.
I always dream of waffles in the morning.
The butter was just beginning to melt.
I was reaching for the syrup.
All of a sudden — bang! — my window flew open. My best friend, Zeek Pilinsky, came tumbling in.
"Danger!" he screamed.
"Where? Here?" I yelled. I fell out of bed.
"No, Noodle. At the Mayville Mall. The new adventure store, Danger Guy, opens today! Leather jackets. Army belts. Adventure stuff!"
Zeek and I are crazy about adventure stuff.
We've seen every action movie ever made. We've read every book.
We make a great team.
Zeek is the softball star in my class. He's the one with the muscles.
I'm the smart guy who thinks up the plans.
That's why Zeek calls me Noodle.
Now everybody calls me Noodle. Well, everybody except my mom. She calls me —
"Henry Newton! I won't say this again. Your breakfast is ready!"
Yep, that was my mom, calling up from the kitchen.
Boy, was she surprised when I told her to put a hold on the waffles. "This is business, Mom. But don't worry," I said, "we'll be back for lunch."
I gave her the thumbs-up sign. That meant everything was a-okay.
We ran the whole way to the mall. We made it there in under five minutes.
"Hurry," Zeek said, huffing.
"Hurry?" I said. "We got here in record time. What's the rush?"
Zeek gave me a look. "The first ten people in the store get FREE STUFF! Remember?"
I whizzed past him. "I think it's just around the corner," I said.
Then we saw it. On one side was a place called the Grandma Shop. It sold shoes and hats and lipsticks. On the other side was an underwear store.
Straight ahead was ... a jungle!
"Holy cow!" I cried.
Big, crazy plants were growing out of the front of the store. There was an old leather satchel slung over a high branch. Rolled-up maps and charts were sticking out of it.
Next to that a beat-up wooden sign was nailed to a fake tree, DANGER GUY, it said in cracked letters. An arrow pointed to a narrow winding path through the jungle.
"Perfect!" Zeek gasped. He slapped my arm and smiled. "This is the real thing, buddy."
I looked ahead through the leaves. The owner of the store was handing out prize tickets to the first ten people. I heard him say that the drawing, to find out who won what prize, would be in one hour. You had to be there to win.
No problem, I thought. We'd be there for a long time. I counted the heads in front of me. There were only eight.
"We made it!" I shouted.
Then, just as I was pushing the leaves aside to go in, I heard a funny sound behind me. It went something like "Umph!"
I whirled around. Zeek was falling over backward, grabbing at the bushes.
"Hey, Zeekie." I laughed. "That's not the way into the store."
But the next thing I knew I was face-to-face with two very big guys.
Boy, were they huge. Their pants and shirts were dirty. Their shoes were all caked with mud. And they had looks on their faces that I'd rather forget.
They had pushed Zeek aside. Now they were coming toward me. They wanted something. They wanted it bad. And I was in the way.
"Umph!"
Yep, I was in the bushes, too.
CHAPTER 2"Hey!" I shouted as I tumbled through the branches. "How rude can you get? You stole our places. Those prize tickets belong to us. We want our tickets!"
The men stopped and turned. One of them came over to me.
"Oops," I said. "Did I say that?"
The guy put his huge face right up to mine. His cheeks were red and puffy. He was breathing so hard it made his mustache quiver.
Great. Now I'll never forget that face.
"Kid," he said, "we don't want your dumb prizes!" Then he took the tickets and pressed them right on my forehead.
They stuck there.
Before I could say thanks, he turned and disappeared into the store with his friend.
Zeek scrambled up from the floor and gave me a hand.
"Whew, that was weird," he said, dusting me off. "Definitely a guy with an attitude."
"Yeah, and what a face! I don't mind if I never see him again."
"What's the deal with those guys, anyway, Noodle? I mean, who do they think they are, pushing us around?"
I shrugged. "I don't know, yet. But maybe we'll find out, if we keep our eyes and ears open. They're still here somewhere. Let's keep a lookout for them."
Then Zeek glanced up at my forehead and laughed. "Neat trick," he said, pointing to the tickets.
"Yeah," I told him, "it comes in handy." I peeled the tickets off and gave him one. "Now come on. We have some serious exploring to do before they announce the prizes."
Zeek pushed his ticket into his pocket and nodded. I smiled and gave him the thumbs-up sign.
He gave me one, too.
Danger Guy was even better than we expected. It was crammed with terrific adventure gear.
The whole front of the store was set up like a jungle outpost. Tents and canteens. Flashlights and climbing ropes. Binoculars and boots.
On one side was a field table with a stack of ancient maps, a compass, and an old radio.
"Wow!" I said to Zeek. "Does it get any better than this?"
On the wall was an old, cracked photo of Dr. Livingstone, the famous explorer of Africa.
Next to him was a picture of Indiana Jones. "Great hat," I said. Zeek grinned at me.
At the end was a shot of the Emersons, the famous husband-and-wife exploring team. I had read all about their adventures. They explored old ruins and wrote books about them.
Mr. Emerson had a beard. Mrs. Emerson wore glasses and her hair was all bunched up in the back. She looked like a teacher.
They were standing in a jungle, next to a truck full of exploring gear. Both of them were smiling.
"Yeah," said Zeek. "I'd be smiling too if I had equipment like that."
I was turning around to look at the supply belts when someone bumped into me. Hey, I thought, this is getting to be a habit.
It was the big guy's friend, the quiet one. He was carrying a dirty wooden crate.
He took it to the front of the store. He set it down, opened it, and began putting incredible stuff out on some empty shelves.
Golden masks. Little statues. Jewelry. Things like that.
"Hey." I nudged Zeek. "Ancient artifacts! I wonder where they get this stuff."
"Never mind that," he said. "Look over your shoulder."
Behind me, the big guy with the mustache was having some kind of argument with the store owner.
He kept poking his finger at the owner and growling at him. I couldn't hear more than a few words of what he was saying.
"Truck ... dig ... money ... or else!"
Finally the owner just nodded his head, slowly. Whatever it was, it seemed like he'd just lost the argument.
"Zeek," I whispered. "I don't like what's going on here."
But Zeek was in the back of the store waving to me. "Noodle, get over here. The best stuff is this way."
I followed him.
That's when everything really started to happen.
We headed back through a doorway into a small room. It was piled high with cartons and crates like those they had everywhere else in the store. Except that a lot of them were nailed shut. And some of them were caked with dirt.
"This room isn't part of the store," I said to Zeek.
"Naah," he said. "This is Danger Guy. It's all part of the adventure."
"Um ... I don't know," I said. "Something just doesn't feel right."
But before I could say another word — ka-thunk! — the door slammed shut behind us. Suddenly it was dark.
Then a motor started. It was loud. Like a truck motor. Zeek grabbed my arm.
The floor jerked under us and we began to move.
"Hey!" we yelled. "We're in here!"
It was too late.
Within seconds a truck with Zeek and me in the back of it was screeching away from the store. Away from the mall. And away from Mayville, too.
CHAPTER 3"Whoa!" I said. "Stop! Get us out of here!"
Silly me. It was way too late for that. Zeek and I were trapped.
"W-w-what happened?" Zeek said. His voice came from somewhere on the floor.
"Well, pal, it's like I said. This room isn't part of the store."
I could sense him giving me a look. "Lucky guess," he said.
"Okay," I said. "So it's dark. So we're trapped in a truck. But, hey, we can handle this. We're professionals, right?"
The truck was speeding along smoothly. It seemed as if we were on a highway.
"We're doomed," said Zeek.
"No way. Well, not yet, at least," I said, trying to cheer him up. "Rule number one, Zeek — get to know your surroundings."
I felt around for a flashlight. I found one and flicked it on. We took a closer look at the boxes of equipment.
"Look at this stuff," I said. "Heavy-duty. Picks, axes, shovels. Army flashlights. Packs. Jackets. Belts. This is real adventure gear. Some of it must be stolen from the store. And I bet it has something to do with those two guys."
Zeek nodded. "You mean Mr. Big might be up there behind the wheel right now? Oh, great!"
"Listen, Zeek," I said. "I don't know what's going to happen next. But maybe we should be ready for whatever it is."
I grabbed a backpack and tossed him another. "You know what I mean?"
He got the idea right away.
"Yeah, let's suit up!"
We pulled on a couple of leather jackets. We jammed our packs with everything we could find. Flashlights, supply belts, workshirts, hats, climbing ropes, goggles — the works.
There were even some mess kits with gray-looking food junk inside. We packed some just in case.
Okay. We looked terrific. We were ready.
Just then the truck made a sharp turn.
"Whoa! We're leaving the highway," I whispered. "And we're going uphill. If only we could get a look outside."
Zeek held up his hand. "Wait. I think we're changing course again."
Suddenly the truck drove into a rut and jolted back up in the air. Ping! Clunk!
I smelled something. A whiff of cool, wet air shot in. It came from ... outside!
That's it! The back door of the truck had just jerked open.
Zeek and I both stared out. We expected to see houses, trees, roads — something!
But we couldn't see a thing. It was dark outside.
"Wait a minute," I said. "It was morning when we got trapped in here. And we haven't been traveling that long. Maybe ..."
Zeek and I jumped up at the same time.
"We're underground!"
Zeek crawled over to the door. "Maybe I can see something."
"Careful," I whispered.
The truck started making some sharp turns. It swerved a few times to the right, then to the left. I tried to figure out how many turns the truck made. Just in case we needed to backtrack. But I lost count.
Then there must have been something in the road because the truck bounced suddenly.
Wham! I went flying. In fact, everything in the truck jumped and then landed with a crash.
I found myself stuck between a crate of snorkels and a carton of weather balloons. I grabbed a few of each.
"Well, Zeek, what do you see? Can you make out anything?" He didn't answer.
"Hey, Zeek? Are you okay?"
No answer.
I whirled the flashlight around the inside of the truck. Crates, boxes, jackets, shovels, me.
Yeah, everything was there, all right.
Everything but Zeek.
CHAPTER 4"ZEEKIE!"
No Zeekie.
I was alone in the truck.
Terrific. I've lost Zeek. His parents will kill me.
I had to think fast. I still couldn't see a thing. I still didn't know where I was.
The only person I could count on in all this mess was Zeek. And he was out there somewhere.
There was only one thing to do.
I grabbed some extra gear. I tightened my pack. I took one last look around. And then I jumped.
If I had eaten waffles that morning I might have been a little softer. I might have bounced a few more times.
But I was lucky. The truck was slowing down when I hit the ground. When I finally rolled to a stop, I wasn't hurt.
I dusted myself off and flashed my light all around. I was in some kind of tunnel. An underground cave with jagged rocks on the sides.
I stamped my foot. Yeah, just as I thought. It splashed.
And there was that wet-rock smell again. I didn't know anything for sure yet. But things were starting to click in my head.
First things first. Find Zeek. If I could.
I headed back up the tunnel. Then I heard it.
"OOOAAAH!"
Oh, boy. So I wasn't alone after all. I grabbed a rock.
But right there, just a few steps away, was a face. A face without a body.
It was like a ghost's head. Just hanging there in the darkness. It was horrible.
And it was smiling.
"You rat!" I said. "I thought you really were a ghost."
Zeek pulled the flashlight away from his chin.
"Sorry, buddy. I thought it might be one of the big guys. And I wanted to scare him before he scared me. Are you okay?"
Yeah, it felt good to be together again.
"I'm just terrific. Now let's stick close, all right?"
"Sure." Zeek shined his flashlight down the tunnel ahead of us. "But which way do we go? I mean, I lost my way five times just looking for you. There are a lot of caves leading off from this one. How do we know which one heads out?"
"I've been thinking about that," I said. "We should be able to find the way by following the heat."
"By following what?"
"The heat. Listen, it's a hot day out there, right? Well, it's always cooler the deeper underground you are. We'll know we're getting to the entrance when the air feels warmer."
Zeek was quiet for a minute. "But isn't the center of the earth hot, too? You know, like hell?"
I didn't answer him. I looked both ways and then chose a direction. "Come on. And don't wander off. Just do what I do."
"But one thing I found out," said Zeek, "there are a lot of potholes. Don't fall into one."
Too late. With my next step my foot slipped on something. The ground gave way under me.
"Help!"
But Zeek couldn't help me now. I was slipping down, right in front of his face.
Before I knew it — zoom! — I was flat on my back, shooting down an underground passage like a human rocket.
Everything was a blur.
My feet were skidding along in front of me.
My pants were getting pushed up to my knees. I was starting to feel sick.
Then something hit my shoulder. It was a shoe. There was a foot in it.
"Zeek!"
"You said stick together. But this is too much! Can't you stop us?"
I dug my feet in. I held out my arms. But we didn't stop. We didn't even slow down.
"No way! The tunnel is getting steeper. We're really starting to pick up speed now."
We rolled through some crazy loops. We dived into hairpin turns and shot back out again. My rear was beginning to feel like mush.
And just when I thought the ride couldn't get any faster, the tunnel got wet. Very wet.
Now we really took off.
"Water slide!" I yelled.
Zeek sputtered behind me, "Oh, no! Like that crazy one near my house!"
I thought of that superfast, superscary water slide. It had a funny name ...
Then — whoosh! — we took a high turn and bounced.
When we came down, there was no more slide. No more rocks. No more anything. We were flying through the air.
Then I remembered the name of the water slide. I wished I hadn't.
"Instant Death!" I screamed as we stopped flying and started to fall.
CHAPTER 5We just had time to pinch our noses before ...
Splish! That was me.
Splash! That was Zeek.
We came down hard. Lucky for us, the pool we landed in wasn't too shallow. Unlucky for us, it wasn't a pool but a river. As soon as we hit the water, it started to pull us along.
But that wasn't all. I could hear something up ahead. "Hey, what's that rumbling noise?"
"What else?" yelled Zeek. "Rapids. A waterfall. A hundred man-eating sharks. I'll let you know when I get there."
Yeah, Zeek was being funny. But he was drifting fast. And when I bobbed up to see, I saw that he was right. Just ahead of him were the whitecaps of a swirling rapids.
"Hold on, buddy, I'm coming." I reached for my rope, made a quick loop, and threw it toward the bank. It snagged on a rock.
"Zeek, grab my hand," I yelled.
"I can't reach it!" he said. He was really starting to splash around.
The only thing to do was to let myself float closer to him. Right away I felt the pull of the current, but I held my arm out as far as I could.
Finally he splashed over and caught my hand. After a lot of pulling on the rope, we made it to the bank.
We just sat there, trying to catch our breaths. Zeek was shaking his head. "Man, I hate getting wet!"
After a couple of minutes he turned to me. "By the way, thanks, pal. I was almost a goner."
"Hey," I said. "All part of the job. But come on, let's see if we can get out of here."
I flicked on my flashlight and stood it up on the ground. We were on a narrow path along the bank. A lot of side tunnels led away and into the mountain.
"Well, one thing's for sure," I said, looking up at the ceiling that we had just dropped through. "We can't go back the way we came."
"Right. Unless you know how to go up a water slide." Zeek smiled as he squeezed out his socks. "But where are we, anyway."
I pulled a compass from my backpack. I shook it dry and held it to the flashlight. "Well, we're nowhere near Mayville ... and ..."
Zeek blinked at me. "And?"
"And judging by the time it took to get here, we must be somewhere in the Maderos Mountains."
Zeek started shaking his head again. "Noodle, we're doomed for sure. We'll die in this cave, and fifty years from now they'll find our skeletons with our backpacks on them!"
It hit me, too. Here we were, at least fifty miles from home, way underground, with no idea of how to get out.
(Continues…)
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Table of Contents
DANGER GUYS,
DANGER GUYS BLAST OFF,
DANGER GUYS: HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN,
DANGER GUYS HIT THE BEACH,
DANGER GUYS ON ICE,
DANGER GUYS AND THE GOLDEN LIZARD,
About the Author,