Dad Rules: Notes on Fatherhood, the World's Best Job

by Michael Milligan, Tom Lynch, Adam Wallenta (Illustrator)

Overview

Okay, so now it’s official—you’re a dad. Welcome to a club that’s unlike any other.

Dad Rules was written with the intention of putting a smile on the face of any man who has navigated—or is about to navigate—the often curvy, pothole-filled road of fatherhood. Authors Michael Milligan and Tom Lynch know firsthand that the responsibility of being behind the wheel on such an unpredictable journey can often be an unsettling experience, especially with a two-year-old in the backseat happily smearing his ice cream over every inch of available window, and your wife next to you offering her always helpful advice to “Slow down,” “Turn left at the next . . . aw, you missed it,” and “I knew we should have brought a map.” So luckily for you, Michael and Tom are here to help.

Let Dad Rules act as your personal GPS. With humor and insight, it will guide you from that life-altering moment when your wife says, “Honey, we need to talk,” all the way through pregnancy and birthing classes, the birthing process itself, infancy and toddlerhood, adolescence, and, finally, the day eighteen years later when your little bundle of joy leaves the nest (possibly to return shortly after, jobless and in desperate need of a haircut).

So fasten your seatbelt, keep your eyes on the road, and enjoy the journey of being a dad. It will be quite a trip.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781628737691
Publisher:	Skyhorse
Publication date:	04/07/2015
Pages:	160
Product dimensions:	4.90(w) x 7.40(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

Michael Milligan has been a comedy writer for more than thirty years, with credits including Good Times, Maude, All in the Family, The Jeffersons, and Dear John. He is also the author of Grandpa Rules, and, with his wife, Jill, Grandma Rules and Mom Rules. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

Tom Lynch held many positions throughout this life, including that of a story analyst and helicopter pilot. Yet some of his most dangerous and exciting assignments took place at the wheel of the family van as an operational dad under the command of his wife, Cookie. Now retired, Tom and Cookie went on the road and traveled awhile before settling in a retirement community near Palm Springs. He resides in Indio, California.

Table of Contents

Preface ix

1 Game On! 3

2 From Peter Pan to Pregnancy Suit 11

3 Round, Round, Round, Round, I Get Around (Or at Least I Used To) 21

4 The Theory of Relativity 31

5 Teach Your Children Well 39

6 Let's Talk about Sex 49

7 The Seven-Year Glitch 59

8 Let's Do It Again 71

9 Angels to Demons: The Tween and Teen Years 77

10 Malcontent in the Middle 81

11 The High School Years 87

12 Driving Miss (or Mister) Crazy 91

13 Class Action 97

14 Dancing with Wolves 103

15 Going ... Going ... Gone! 111

16 Creative Embarrassment 117

17 Get Back, on the Horse...But No Galloping! 127

18 Gentlemen, Start Your (Search) Engines 133

19 May to December and Back Again 137

20 Fire Up the Blender 143

Acknowledgments 149

About the Authors 150