Dad Jokes: The Good. The Bad. The Terrible.

Dad Jokes: The Good. The Bad. The Terrible.

by Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes: The Good. The Bad. The Terrible.

Dad Jokes: The Good. The Bad. The Terrible.

by Jimmy Niro

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Overview

A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"

"No, I don't think they'll fit me."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A: The road.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781492675372
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Publication date: 05/01/2018
Series: World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Pages: 160
Sales rank: 12,331
Product dimensions: 4.90(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.50(d)

About the Author

JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.

Table of Contents

All About People 'n Things 1

Dangerous Dinos & Monsters 25

English Is Easy as ABC 35

Food for Thought 45

Great Geographical Gags 64

Dust Animals & Bearly Funny Humor 72

Money Talks (and Tells Terrible Jokes) 92

Nature's Nonsense 102

Professionally Speaking 111

Stuck on STEM 129

Traffic Stops but the Dad Jokes Won't 141

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