Cunt Kick the Witch Bitch

by Edward Lee, Christine Morgan

Overview

Trophy-wife besties Doris, Janet, and Marj are living the good life. They've got it all -- rich lawyer husbands, big houses in an upscale neighborhood, fancy cars, shopping trips, Sunday brunches.

Lately, though, they've begun to suspect there's trouble in paradise and the trouble's name is Isobel Rigby, the gothy, sexy young widow at the end of the block. When they each discover evidence their husbands are fooling around, who else could it be? More importantly, what do they do about it?

The obvious answer, of course: CUNT-KICK THE WITCH BITCH!

From the depraved minds of Edward Lee and Christine Morgan comes the collaboration the extreme horror community's been clamoring for, a gory comedy blend of chick-flick and revenge porn sure to elicit all kinds of reactions.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9798331403980
Publisher:	Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date:	06/04/2024
Pages:	86
Product dimensions:	5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.18(d)

About the Author

Edward Lee is the author of over 50 horror, fantasy, and sci-fi novels, and dozens of short stories. He has also had comic scripts published by DC Comics, Verotik Inc., and Cemetery Dance. Many of his novels have been reprinted in Germany, Poland, Japan, Italy, Romania, Greece, Russia, Spain and other countries. He is a Bram Stoker Award Nominee; his Lovecraftian novel INNSWICH HORROR won the 2010 Vincent Price Award for Best Foreign Book (Austria), his novel WHITE TRASH GOTHIC won the 2018 Splatterpunk Award for Best Extreme Horror Novel, and his collaborative novella HEADER 3 (with Ryan Harding) won for Best Extreme Novella.

In 2020 Lee won the J.F. Gonzales Lifetime Achievement Award. In 2009, the movie version of his novella HEADER was released by Synapse Films and is available now on Tubi; several of his novels are currently under option. Header is now available on Tubi.

Lee is a U.S. Army veteran and lives in Seminole, Florida.

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Christine Morgan enjoys writing across a variety of genres, as well as bending them, blending them, mashing them up, challenging herself, giving the reader something different, and pushing the limits. Especially when it comes to the weird stuff.

Her recent books have included a return to some Edward Lee style Hell on Earth, with her novel Warlock Infernal (sequel to the Splatterpunk Award winning Lakehouse Infernal) and the novella Damned Lazy (from the case files of Mephistopolis-noir gumshoe Matt Brimstone, P.I.), as well as the collections HorrorSmut, Rip Your Heart Out, and Almost Normal Horror.

She’s currently juggling several writing projects, plus trying to keep up on edit-gigs and reviews, all while going through some major family and life upheavals. Quite frankly, it’s a miracle she’s held onto what little sanity she has left.

At the moment, and for the foreseeable future, she’s staying at her dad’s remote and rustic hermitage in the high desert of Southern California, trying not to think too hard about how one of the nearest neighboring properties apparently is some sort of “religious destination,” whether or not that means creepy cultists, and what to do if it does.