Country Boy

Y'all ain't never gonna believe what's inside my book. Sit yourself down, and open up a copy while I show you the joys of Carolina livin'. 


Inside you'll find a tale about my tom cat who is so mean he fears neither man nor machine. It's just a darn shame he wasn't as big on common sense as he was his attitude. Then ride along with me while I get neutered. Well, my wife Darla called it a vasectomy, but I've seen our dogs treated with more respect. After you ain't doubled over no more, I'll take you for some amazin' adventures in bathrooms from around the world. I tell you what, it's surprisin' just how excitin' the old outhouse can be. Once you've refreshed yourself, join my best dog Wobbly and me. We'll show you the joys of unconditional slobbery love, and more courage than a pack of coyotes. Finally, hop on in my pickup as we go out on the last moonshine run of the season. We'll make some new friends, and see some old ones. As you turn the last page of my book, you can finish off your last sip of good country shine and rest easy with a big ole smile on your face.

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Country Boy

Y'all ain't never gonna believe what's inside my book. Sit yourself down, and open up a copy while I show you the joys of Carolina livin'. 


Inside you'll find a tale about my tom cat who is so mean he fears neither man nor machine. It's just a darn shame he wasn't as big on common sense as he was his attitude. Then ride along with me while I get neutered. Well, my wife Darla called it a vasectomy, but I've seen our dogs treated with more respect. After you ain't doubled over no more, I'll take you for some amazin' adventures in bathrooms from around the world. I tell you what, it's surprisin' just how excitin' the old outhouse can be. Once you've refreshed yourself, join my best dog Wobbly and me. We'll show you the joys of unconditional slobbery love, and more courage than a pack of coyotes. Finally, hop on in my pickup as we go out on the last moonshine run of the season. We'll make some new friends, and see some old ones. As you turn the last page of my book, you can finish off your last sip of good country shine and rest easy with a big ole smile on your face.

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Country Boy

Country Boy

by Lucius McCray

Narrated by Chad Bowar

Unabridged — 1 hours, 19 minutes

Country Boy

Country Boy

by Lucius McCray

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Unabridged — 1 hours, 19 minutes

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Overview

Y'all ain't never gonna believe what's inside my book. Sit yourself down, and open up a copy while I show you the joys of Carolina livin'. 


Inside you'll find a tale about my tom cat who is so mean he fears neither man nor machine. It's just a darn shame he wasn't as big on common sense as he was his attitude. Then ride along with me while I get neutered. Well, my wife Darla called it a vasectomy, but I've seen our dogs treated with more respect. After you ain't doubled over no more, I'll take you for some amazin' adventures in bathrooms from around the world. I tell you what, it's surprisin' just how excitin' the old outhouse can be. Once you've refreshed yourself, join my best dog Wobbly and me. We'll show you the joys of unconditional slobbery love, and more courage than a pack of coyotes. Finally, hop on in my pickup as we go out on the last moonshine run of the season. We'll make some new friends, and see some old ones. As you turn the last page of my book, you can finish off your last sip of good country shine and rest easy with a big ole smile on your face.


Editorial Reviews

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"...Lucius McCray by Gary McPherson is a collection of five humorous short stories which give glimpses into his life on his homestead in North Carolina. The first story tells of the adventures of his crazy cat, Pumpkin, who spent most of his life avenging himself for having been given a stupid name. This is followed by Lucius having a vasectomy performed by a mildly sadistic doctor, and where he finds that the reactions of men and women to the situation are poles apart. Then there’s a hilarious look at international toilet facilities; his attempts to protect his chickens from coyotes, and finally his day of running moonshine across state borders. ..." 3 out of 4 stars - Helen Combe

" Five Stars on Amazon Laugh out loud funny.

March 6, 2018 J. Burlein

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There are five short stories in this book that follow some the adventures, and misadventures, of a good southern gentleman. Having lived in various parts of the South for most of my life the stories ring quite true; I would swear I’m reading an autobiography, not fiction. Always amusing and frequently laugh out funny it is a good read, well worth the digital dollar or even $5 hardcopy if you, like me, can’t stand reading on a tablet. Buy it, you won’t be disappointed. I can’t wait to read more."

"Five Stars on Amazon Teresa

March 24, 2018

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What a great book! Reminds me of growing up in the south!"

Product Details

BN ID: 2940169629385
Publisher: Berserk Publishing
Publication date: 02/27/2018
Edition description: Unabridged
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