Christmas Jokes

by Macmillan Adult's Books, Macmillan Children's Books, Jane Eccles (Illustrator)

Overview

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y

What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you!

This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it.

The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781447248361
Publisher:	Pan Macmillan
Publication date:	10/10/2013
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	96
File size:	2 MB
Age Range:	7 - 11 Years

About the Author

- Knock,knock...

- Who's there ?

- Jane

- Jane who?

- Jane who did the drawings in this book

(that's Jane Eccles, who loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat)

Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes and Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.