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Cautionary Tales for Children
Introduction
Jim, Who ran away from his Nurse, and was eaten by a Lion
Henry King, Who chewed bits of String, and was early cut off in Dreadful Agonies
Matilda, Who told Lies, and was Burned to Death
Franklin Hyde, Who caroused in the Dirt and was corrected by his Uncle
Godolphin Horne, Who was cursed with the Sin of Pride, and Became a Boot-Black
Algernon, Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his Sister, was reprimanded by his Father
Hildebrand, Who was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason
Lord Lundy, Who was too Freely Moved to Tears, and thereby ruined his Political Career
Lord Lundy (Second Canto)
Rebecca, Who slammed Doors for Fun and Perished Miserably
George, Who played with a Dangerous Toy, and suffered a Catastrophe of considerable Dimensions
Charles Augustus Fortescue, Who always Did what was Right, and so accumulated an Immense Fortune
The Bad Child's Book of Beasts
Introduction
The Yak
The Polar Bear
The Lion
The Tiger
The Dromedary
The Whale
The Camel
The Hippopotamus
The Dodo
The Marmozet
The Camelopard
The Learned Fish
The Elephant
The Big Baboon
The Rhinoceros
The Frog