Cat in a Topaz Tango (Midnight Louie Series #21)

by Carole Nelson Douglas

Overview

Temple Barr and Matt Devine make a cozy engaged couple, and the feisty redhead is all for her handsome radio host fiance staring in a week-long televised Las Vegas charity event, "Dancing with the Celebs." But while ex-priest Matt struggles to master the sexy moves of the tango, a killer stalks the dance floor. Not only is Matt in danger, but so is the lovely tween Mariah, daughter of homicide cop C. R. Molina, who is dancing in the Junior Division of the show.

And so Temple gets dragooned into resurrecting her kicky teen persona, Zoe Chloe Ozone, now an Internet hottie, to ensure Matt and Mariah don't foxtrot into a fatal misstep.

Where is Louie in all this? Well, he's out and about, proving that he's still the cat's meow. But he's got his paws full as he tries to keep all the various players in his little troupe from dancing right into death's arms....in Cat in a Topaz Tango, the twenty-first installment in Carole Nelson Douglas's beloved Midnight Louie Mysteries.

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Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781429959995
Publisher:	Tor Publishing Group
Publication date:	08/04/2009
Series:	Midnight Louie Series , #21
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	433
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

Carole Nelson Douglas is the author of the bestselling Midnight Louie series, which include Cat in a Sapphire Slipper, Cat in a Red Hot Rage, Cat in a Quicksilver Caper, and many more. She is also the author of the historical suspense series featuring Irene Adler, the only woman ever to have "outwitted" Sherlock Holmes. She resides in Fort Worth, Texas.

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Cat in a Topaz Tango

A Midnight Louie Mystery

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By Carole Nelson Douglas

Tom Doherty Associates

Copyright © 2009 Carole Nelson Douglas
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4299-5999-5

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CHAPTER 1

Nervous Nuptials

"You're the ex-priest," Temple pointed out. "You must know how we can avoid the wedding from Hell?"

"All weddings, or the preparations at least, are from Hell," Matt said.

He went on, chapter and verse. "I've officiated at enough of them to know that by now. The wedding 'party' always bristles with conflicting, intergenerational agendas. I doubt they're all as highly dramatic as Aldo Fontana's and your aunt Kit's, though."

Temple sighed and stirred on her living-room sofa in the Circle Ritz condominiums and apartment building, where she and Matt had units atop each other on the second and third floors. As, in fact, they were even more closely on top of each other now.

The five-story, round fifties-era building was a whimsical little place even for the city of Las Vegas, which only did whimsical large and on the Strip, but theirs was a whimsical little engagement.

Their lives were Euphemism Central these days. Being "engaged" made "sleeping together" expected, but they were still "living in sin" in the eyes of Matt's Catholic church. In the eyes of Temple's church, Universal Unitarian, she was just a modern woman ready for marital commitment and smart enough to want to know what she was getting into.

At least now that they were "engaged," Temple didn't have to "keep her feet on the floor" when she and Matt shared a sofa. Her feet were on his lap, and he was playing with the ankle ties on the resale-shop designer spike heels she'd worn previously as Kit's maid of honor at the elegant hotel wedding ceremony a couple of days earlier.

Aldo, the groom, had nine brothers, one of whom owned the Crystal Phoenix Hotel and Casino. Hotelier Nicky had been the best man, which left eight brothers to escort Kit's eight bridesmaids. (How a Manhattan resident came up with eight Las Vegas bridesmaids is another story.)

"Only a best man and matron or maid of honor for our wedding, I think," Temple said. "How can we get into trouble with that?"

"You still want the small civil ceremony here at Electra's wedding chapel first?"

"I don't know. We did meet here. Electra's our landlady and would love to marry us in the Circle Ritz's attached chapel. We'd be legal but we'd still be sinful in the eyes of your church. Would legal make you feel any better?"

"The only thing that makes me feel any better is you," he said, his golden-brown eyes darkening.

Temple hiked a shapely but short leg onto his shoulder. "Untie my shoe straps and then we can discuss more important things."

"I don't know how you walk in these things," Matt said, complying.

"Years of being a shrimp and suffering."

He smiled and moved her other foot from his lap to his shoulder. "For a shrimp you have some provocative moves."

"For an ex-priest, you catch on fast."

They grinned at each other. Then yawned.

"That was a rough twenty-four hours in the desert," Matt commented, "then the big wedding ceremony came right after it."

"You were the kidnapping victim," she pointed out. "I was only a member of the rescue party."

"I wasn't the target. I was just along for the ride."

"And what a ride! Murder in a Nevada cathouse. It may not have been in Vegas proper, but it would sure make a great movie. Eight vengeful women, eight captive groomsmen, assorted associates, almost all of the last identifiable mob "family" in Clark County. Uzis, limos, hookers."

"Not likely for my bachelor party," Matt said, laughing. "I hardly know anybody here."

"You'd be surprised, buddy. I think the Fontana boys plan on doing just that when we finally do get hitched."

"No, a fate worse than a Vegas wedding with Elvis," Matt said, still laughing, and then tickling the bare soles of Temple's feet to make her join in.

She was easy and giggled away on cue. "Stop that! I'm really ticklish!"

He was no fun. He stopped, then frowned. "I really don't know about committing to that charity fund-raiser for all of next week."

"You wouldn't bow out?"

"Ballroom dancing isn't exactly in my résumé."

"Just why you need to brush up before we do the wedding waltz at our reception. Not to mention you're committed to taking Mariah Molina to her freshman father-daughter dance in high school this fall."

Matt groaned at the reminder. "I have a lot of sympathy for single working moms rearing a teenage daughter, but who named me proxy daddy of the week? And Mariah's in that embarrassing hero worship of older guys stage."

"Who's more embarrassed, you or her?"

"Me. Teen girls don't get embarrassed, they embarrass everybody else. I'm already freaked. This Dancing With the Stars wanna-be show isn't all wedding waltzes and dad-daughter shuffles. Those ballroom routines can be pretty risqué."

"You're out of the priesthood, Matt. You can do risqué. And kids today want dads who can rock out in the school auditorium like cool dudes. Doesn't Ambrosia think it'd be good for your radio career?"

"Ambrosia's in favor of anything that makes me a visual. She believes the world wants a Web presence, a Facebook profile, a YouTube persona, rather than just a voice in the night."

"Let's face it. Ambrosia knows how to market radio today. You make a socko visual. Remember that billboard of you on the red suede couch? I sure do! Blond, handsome, and horizontal."

"Yeah, and all those screaming fan girls." He made a face. It didn't hurt his looks a bit.

"Ambrosia's your producer. Your 'Midnight Hour' is syndicated in a lot of major markets, but there are more to be won over. You can go farther than the usual radio shrink, maybe become the next Dr. Phil."

"Spare me."

"What's wrong with that?"

"That's what I get with an ace PR woman as a fiancée. P.T. Barr-num. Dr. Phil's avuncular act is not only bullying, but superficial. I hope my 'Midnight Hour' digs a bit deeper."

"It does." Temple's voice lowered to a dramatic whisper. "You are the most insightful, sincere, and sexy guy on the airwaves. Dr. Phil should be quaking in his Big and Tall Man suits."

"Dr. Phil isn't a dancing bear."

"You won't be a dancing bear."

"I've been rehearsing already, so don't bet on that."

"Ooh. Who's your teacher?"

Matt hesitated. "No six-feet-tall Strip chorus girls to steer around the floor, thank goodness. Most female proballet and ballroom dancers are petite. She's a brunette."

"Should look dramatic with your fair coloring."

"She's the dramatic type, all right, but she's just the instructor. I'll actually perform with the other celebrities."

"Don't glower. Men are so afraid of a little social dancing. Look at all those macho athletes who aced Dancing With the Stars. Football players, Olympic skaters."

"Temple, my only 'sport' is swimming. Not exactly a couple's pursuit. Besides. You overlook the sleaze factor. The winning ballroom dancers are all sexy."

"And you're not?" she asked indignantly.

"Not for a mass media audience."

"Nonsense! This will be good for you," she decreed, "and good exposure for your show."

"That's what I'm afraid of."

"You can practice your new steps with me. That'll give you an edge. Extra rehearsal time."

"Sorry. All my free time must be devoted to rehearsal eight to ten hours a day with La Tatyana. Given my night-owl working sched, I'll have no time or energy for fiancées."

"Tatyana?"

"You can talk Dancing With the Stars, but you obviously don't watch the show closely enough."

"Guilty," Temple admitted. "I'm too busy to catch a weekly TV show, but I've seen clips."

"Most of the pro dancers are Russian. I guess the baton has passed and the great Russian dancers of today have gone from ballet to samba."

"So what's Tat-yan-ah like?" Temple asked, deciding it was time to flex her possessiveness.

Matt winced. "A Gestapo officer in rehearsal and a Lolita on stage."

"Heavily bipolar. Sounds more like a blue movie than a dance contest. I'll have to come to the broadcast every night of the competition to act as bodyguard."

"I'm more worried about missing a step than any domineering sexpot."

"'Domineering sexpot.' Now there's a role I could aspire to."

"Don't even try." Matt tousled her luxuriant red-gold curls. "Sexy sprite is my speed."

Temple laughed and snuggled into his arms, glad to have Matt in her life and a subdued version of her natural fiery red hair color back after having a blond bleach job foisted on her for an assignment.

Into this premarital merriment a large black shadow descended.

Midnight Louie lofted over the sofa back onto their semitwined laps, earning protests.

"Louie! You weigh a ton," Temple said. "Off!"

Matt hefted the big cat with one hand under his belly and set him on a sofa arm. "He must be protesting being left out of the wedding plans."

"Oh," Temple cooed, "Louie was so cute as the ring bearer wearing that black bow tie collar with the ring box attached."

"You could see he hated the bow tie as much as I would, but he did relish center stage, as usual."

"You'll have to do ring bearer act again for our wedding, Louie," Temple threatened her feline roommate.

He showed his fangs but stifled a hiss of contempt and jumped down to the parquet floor.

"I sometimes think he's trying to come between us," Matt said with a frown Temple found adorable.

Matt must have driven women and girls crazy when he was in the priesthood, Temple thought, enjoying watching her beloved interact with her panther-personality alpha tomcat. He'd kill 'em on Dancing With the Celebs. He was classically good-looking in a blond, matinee-idol way. That he never used it made his charm even more devastating.

But looks were deceiving, as usual. Matt's unhappy childhood, first with a beaten-down unwed mother and then with an abusive stepfather, had driven him to become the perfect "Father Matt" he'd never had. He liked the anonymity of radio. She was hoping the dance competition would bring out his extroverted side.

She wriggled her bare toes against his stomach, making him seize her feet to stop the teasing and eye her with unsanctioned intentions. He'd worked hard to overcome his sad early history and was more than ready to start making some promising fresh history with her, except for the occasional qualm about fornication without benefit of matrimony.

She was a lucky girl. Temple sighed again, this time with an odd combination of contentment and excitement. She sure hoped trouble would stay out of their way until they could do something official to end these prenuptial nerves.

CHAPTER 2

Louie Left Out

Ring bearer.

Who do they think I am?

Frodo?

I am short and I do have hairy feet, but do I look like I eat seven meals a day?

Well, maybe a wee bit.

Anyway, it was bad enough I was shanghaied into my Miss Temple's maternal aunt's wedding party recently. After all, the event was over the top to begin with, just in having eight legendary Fontana brothers for groomsmen, not counting the eight good-looking bridesmaids they squired.

And, granted, I got a little local publicity for being Johnny-on-the-spot, but I got no credit for outsmarting the murderous individual who almost ruined the wedding beforehand by taking out the maid of honor, my very own Miss Temple Barr.

All this wedding talk and reminiscence is making me gloomy. My Miss Temple was "this far" from being the matron of honor. The way a maid gets to be a matron is by marrying someone, as she and Mr. Matt Devine are discussing so often these days.

I do so miss my previous rival for turf on the royal bedspread here at the Circle Ritz.

Mr. Max Kinsella was the perfect boyfriend for my Miss Temple.

He lived and slept somewhere secret off the premises.

He customarily arrived discreetly by the patio doors, which is my usual modus operandi.

Although he gave lip service to a future of marital bliss, he led two to three lives and his past career as a magician and undercover counterterrorist kept him on the run and single.

He was so studly he could satisfy with a riveting personal appearance and then stay gone for whole days at a time. There were no nightly assignations to muss the bedspread and my territorial imperatives.

He remained totally protective but at a discreet distance, leaving me to do the daily bodyguard work and also lie guard on said bedspread.

In other words, for a significant other, he did not significantly get in my way. He exemplified the highest ideals of the Alley Cat Code: friendly, fierce when necessary, and fancy-free.

Mr. Matt Devine, however, is a much more domestically inclined breed of cat. Having no secret missions of an international nature, he lays about the place, especially in my spots!

He discusses "their" possible move to his apartment right above us on the third floor, no doubt hoping to erase all bedroom memories of Mr. Max Kinsella. I am not as young as I used to be. A three-story climb is much more demanding than a two-story climb. Show a little consideration for the aging frame.

So move. Fine! I will continue to occupy Miss Temple's rooms all on my lonesome then. I am happy to entertain guests of my ilk in complete privacy. I could use a bachelor pad as much as the next guy. Just because Mr. Matt Devine is from a churchy background and actually considers matrimony holy does not mean those of other denominations, such as myself — I am a devout follower of the Egyptian female cat deity, Bast — must live by his rules.

But this is an empty threat. I have come to appreciate a feminine touch about the place, and also frequent ear stroking. The thought of being edged out of my Miss Temple's bed if not her affections is most distressing.

I fling myself through the flimsy patio doors that Mr. Max was always urging her to fortify, and scramble down the single old leaning palm tree that is my land bridge to the ground-floor parking lot.

The asphalt is hot on my pads as I skitter across it to the hedge of oleander bushes. They are poisonous eating to critter kind, which is why Ma Barker, my long-lost mama, and her feral gang shelter in here for the time being. No wise street dog will disturb them here. I could use a friendly ear.

Instead, one of my own ears is boxed as soon as I am in the safe shadows within.

"Disappointing boy!" my venerable dam spits in that very now-ringing ear. "This is what you call a safe haven? With gourmet food and distilled water? We have seen nothing but aluminum pie tins full of those awful dried green rabbit droppings."

"I have been busy, Ma. I have not had time to train the human waitstaff on what to serve in which manner. They constantly involve me in the criminal community. And Free-to-Be-Feline is a prime New Age health food."

"Food! It is already in a condition to be eliminated before one can touch fang to its odious smell and texture. When can we expect something juicy and tasty that does not run away on four legs?"

"Soon, Ma! The only crimes transpiring around the Circle Ritz these days are crimes of passion," I add sourly. "As soon as I can interrupt these proceedings for a few minutes, I will get your needs tended to."

"You had better, son. We might just have to rumble nights in protest if you do not push these people into line. Free-to-Be Feline! If we were really free to be feline, we would run this town."

You would think I had led them into forty days and forty nights in the desert. Or was it years?

I slink away, caught between the conflicting needs of my kind and my kind of girl.

A Moses of my people I am not.

CHAPTER 3

House of Max

When Matt got back to his empty but beautifully redone apartment — no thanks to himself, who'd lived contentedly for years with rectory furniture donations — his answering machine winked its low-tech red eyelash at him. Message waiting.

Most of the few people he knew in Las Vegas reached him by cell phone. He sat down on his scarlet suede fifties couch, courtesy of Temple's secondhand store expertise, to listen to it.

A good thing he did.

The call from homicide Lieutenant C. R. Molina was a shock. Her rich contralto voice was soft and low and secretive. The formidable policewoman wanted a clandestine rendezvous with him. Pronto.

He was an almost married man, he wanted to protest to the recorded message. Still, romance was the last thing anyone would suspect was on the no-nonsense officer's mind.

(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Previously in Midnight Louie's Lives and Times ...,
Chapter 1: Nervous Nuptials,
Chapter 2: Louie Left Out,
Chapter 3: House of Max,
Chapter 4: Alpine Do-si-do,
Chapter 5: Missing in Action,
Chapter 6: Lost in Cyberspace,
Chapter 7: Duty Call,
Chapter 8: Police Premises,
Chapter 9: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,
Chapter 10: Grilled Crawfish,
Chapter 11: Wolverine Dreams,
Chapter 12: Shotgun Reunion,
Chapter 13: Car Chase,
Chapter 14: Road Scholars,
Chapter 15: Emerald City Express,
Chapter 16: Text for Two,
Chapter 17: Leaving Laughlin,
Chapter 18: The Bus Fume Boogie Blues,
Chapter 19: Unhappy Hoofer,
Chapter 20: Dancing with Danger,
Chapter 21: Celebrity Is the Cat's Pajamas,
Chapter 22: Pool Shark,
Chapter 23: Shaken, Not Stirred,
Chapter 24: En Sweet,
Chapter 25: Everybody Undercover, Quick!,
Chapter 26: Insecure Security,
Chapter 27: Reinvention Waltz,
Chapter 28: Precious Topaz,
Chapter 29: Brothers, Where Art Thou?,
Chapter 30: Undressed Rehearsal,
Chapter 31: Hot Stuff,
Chapter 32: Wardrobe Malfunction II,
Chapter 33: Hotfooting It,
Chapter 34: Mama's Girls,
Chapter 35: Purse Pussycat Prowl,
Chapter 36: Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Chapter 37: The Shoe Must Go On,
Chapter 38: Mercedes Pasodoble,
Chapter 39: Chef du Jour,
Chapter 40: Rapid Recovery,
Chapter 41: Too Dead to Dance?,
Chapter 42: Pasodoble Double Cross,
Chapter 43: Stomp 'Em If You Got 'Em,
Chapter 44: Too Hot to Handle,
Chapter 45: Postmortem on a Pasodoble,
Chapter 46: A Perfect Barbie Doll,
Chapter 47: Madness in His Method Dancing,
Chapter 48: Paso de Deux,
Chapter 49: Another Opening, Another Blow,
Chapter 50: One-armed Bandit,
Chapter 51: Crime Seen,
Chapter 52: Rehearsed to Death,
Chapter 53: Fighting Form,
Chapter 54: Rest and Recreation,
Chapter 55: Last Tango in Zurich,
Chapter 56: On the Topaz Trail,
Chapter 57: An Open and Shut Case,
Chapter 58: Fenced In,
Chapter 59: Terminal Tango,
Chapter 60: Curtain Calls,
Chapter 61: Dial M for Motive,
Chapter 62: Topaz Tango,
Chapter 63: Ciao Ciao Ciao,
Chapter 64: For Her Eyes Only,
Chapter 65: Cane Dance,
Chapter 66: Dancing in the Dark,
Chapter 67: No Good Dude Goes Unpunished,
Tailpiece: Midnight Louie Mulls Many Matters,
Carole Nelson Douglas Plays the Dance Card,