Here are 17 entertaining tales from Gary Alexander with themes you might think were ripped from the pages of the Weekly International Tattler:
• Roswell Woman Is An Alien Love Child
• Killer Theme Parks From Hell
• Satan Adapts To Times, Offers Lease-Option On Souls
• Midget Makes Mucho Moola For The Mob
• Einstein's Time-Space Continuum Is A Car Wreck
• Banana Republic Goes Bananas
• JFK Assassin Still On The Loose
• Reincarnated Aesop Updates Fable
• $$$ In Pirate Treasure Buried Off Oregon Coast
• Priceless Painting Purloined In Palace
• Cinderella's Dream Becomes A Nightmare
• Invisibility Ray Cloaks Fugitive's New Clothes
• Riding Hood Park Ripper An Endangered Species?
• Jack's Beanstalk Giant Win Record Signing Bonus
• Fairy Grants A Record 5 Wishes
• Russian Ghoul Raises The Dead
• Bugsy's Ghost Terrorizes Vegas
