Book
"I am the author of Book. That's right. I am the author of the greatest piece of literature that has ever
graced a human eye (specifically the left one). This book has been handcrafted on my LED gaming keyboard at various famous hours of the night, such as 1 am, 2 am, and, the icon of the embracing sleep deprivation
community, 3 am. While other so-called "normies" were getting sleep so they could feel well rested and
actually be prepared for "going to work," as some call it, I, the author of Book was up slaving away,
writing the qualitiest stories ever made in the history of the human race, all of which are contained in Book.
Every doctor ever (including those who have died thousands of years ago) recommends Book and if they say
otherwise, they are lying. Unlike me. I would never ever lie. Cows do not exist. That's just a little secret
from me to you (you specifically wearing the bass pro hat, if you're not wearing a bass pro hat, that secret was NOT meant for your nosey little ears to hear, you nosey little bugger). If you haven't been sold on being a proud member of the "I own the greatest piece of literature that has ever graced a human eye specifically the left one" community - or the I.O.T.G.P.O.L.T.H.E.G.A.H.E.S.T.L.O community for short - then I don't know what will. Also Sonic becomes homeless in this book." ~ MrrN0vA, the author of Book
Note: The editor is not responsible for spelling mistakes and/or cancellable remarks within these pages, seeing as they were a part of the original manuscripts. The typesetter and formatter second these (they were all the same person). All calls for having the author publically shot can be sent to Joe Biden, I'm sure he'll get back to you.
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graced a human eye (specifically the left one). This book has been handcrafted on my LED gaming keyboard at various famous hours of the night, such as 1 am, 2 am, and, the icon of the embracing sleep deprivation
community, 3 am. While other so-called "normies" were getting sleep so they could feel well rested and
actually be prepared for "going to work," as some call it, I, the author of Book was up slaving away,
writing the qualitiest stories ever made in the history of the human race, all of which are contained in Book.
Every doctor ever (including those who have died thousands of years ago) recommends Book and if they say
otherwise, they are lying. Unlike me. I would never ever lie. Cows do not exist. That's just a little secret
from me to you (you specifically wearing the bass pro hat, if you're not wearing a bass pro hat, that secret was NOT meant for your nosey little ears to hear, you nosey little bugger). If you haven't been sold on being a proud member of the "I own the greatest piece of literature that has ever graced a human eye specifically the left one" community - or the I.O.T.G.P.O.L.T.H.E.G.A.H.E.S.T.L.O community for short - then I don't know what will. Also Sonic becomes homeless in this book." ~ MrrN0vA, the author of Book
Note: The editor is not responsible for spelling mistakes and/or cancellable remarks within these pages, seeing as they were a part of the original manuscripts. The typesetter and formatter second these (they were all the same person). All calls for having the author publically shot can be sent to Joe Biden, I'm sure he'll get back to you.
Book
"I am the author of Book. That's right. I am the author of the greatest piece of literature that has ever
graced a human eye (specifically the left one). This book has been handcrafted on my LED gaming keyboard at various famous hours of the night, such as 1 am, 2 am, and, the icon of the embracing sleep deprivation
community, 3 am. While other so-called "normies" were getting sleep so they could feel well rested and
actually be prepared for "going to work," as some call it, I, the author of Book was up slaving away,
writing the qualitiest stories ever made in the history of the human race, all of which are contained in Book.
Every doctor ever (including those who have died thousands of years ago) recommends Book and if they say
otherwise, they are lying. Unlike me. I would never ever lie. Cows do not exist. That's just a little secret
from me to you (you specifically wearing the bass pro hat, if you're not wearing a bass pro hat, that secret was NOT meant for your nosey little ears to hear, you nosey little bugger). If you haven't been sold on being a proud member of the "I own the greatest piece of literature that has ever graced a human eye specifically the left one" community - or the I.O.T.G.P.O.L.T.H.E.G.A.H.E.S.T.L.O community for short - then I don't know what will. Also Sonic becomes homeless in this book." ~ MrrN0vA, the author of Book
Note: The editor is not responsible for spelling mistakes and/or cancellable remarks within these pages, seeing as they were a part of the original manuscripts. The typesetter and formatter second these (they were all the same person). All calls for having the author publically shot can be sent to Joe Biden, I'm sure he'll get back to you.
graced a human eye (specifically the left one). This book has been handcrafted on my LED gaming keyboard at various famous hours of the night, such as 1 am, 2 am, and, the icon of the embracing sleep deprivation
community, 3 am. While other so-called "normies" were getting sleep so they could feel well rested and
actually be prepared for "going to work," as some call it, I, the author of Book was up slaving away,
writing the qualitiest stories ever made in the history of the human race, all of which are contained in Book.
Every doctor ever (including those who have died thousands of years ago) recommends Book and if they say
otherwise, they are lying. Unlike me. I would never ever lie. Cows do not exist. That's just a little secret
from me to you (you specifically wearing the bass pro hat, if you're not wearing a bass pro hat, that secret was NOT meant for your nosey little ears to hear, you nosey little bugger). If you haven't been sold on being a proud member of the "I own the greatest piece of literature that has ever graced a human eye specifically the left one" community - or the I.O.T.G.P.O.L.T.H.E.G.A.H.E.S.T.L.O community for short - then I don't know what will. Also Sonic becomes homeless in this book." ~ MrrN0vA, the author of Book
Note: The editor is not responsible for spelling mistakes and/or cancellable remarks within these pages, seeing as they were a part of the original manuscripts. The typesetter and formatter second these (they were all the same person). All calls for having the author publically shot can be sent to Joe Biden, I'm sure he'll get back to you.
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9798369257074 |
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| Publisher: | Barnes & Noble Press |
| Publication date: | 06/11/2023 |
| Pages: | 46 |
| Product dimensions: | 8.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.25(d) |
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