Bitter Texas Honey: A Novel
The Royal Tenenbaums meets Fleabag in this hilarious and dizzyingly smart debut about an over-the-top evangelical Texan family-and the daughter at its center racing to finish her very important novel before her ex-boyfriend finishes his.

It's 2011, and twenty-three-year-old Joan West is not like the rest of her liberal peers in Austin, nor is she quite like her Tea Party Republican, God-loving family. Sure, she listens to conservative talk radio on her way to and from her internship at the Capitol. But she was once an America-hating leftist who kissed girls at parties, refused to shave, and had plenty of emotionless sex with jazz school friends-that is until a drug-induced mania forced her to return to her senses.

But above all Joan is a writer, an artist, or at least she desperately wants to be. Always in search of inspiration for her novel, she catalogs every detail of her relationships with men-including with her former muse slash current arch nemesis Roberto-and mines her very dysfunctional family for material. But when her beloved, credit card debt-racked cousin Wyatt finds himself in crisis, Joan's worldview is cracked open and everything comes crashing down.

Funny, whip-smart, and often tender, Bitter Texas Honey introduces us to the unforgettable and indefatigable Joan West: ambitious, full of contradictions, utterly herself. As she wades through it all-addiction, politics, loss, and, notably, her father's string of increasingly bizarre girlfriends-we witness her confront what it means to be a person, and an artist, in the world.
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Bitter Texas Honey: A Novel
The Royal Tenenbaums meets Fleabag in this hilarious and dizzyingly smart debut about an over-the-top evangelical Texan family-and the daughter at its center racing to finish her very important novel before her ex-boyfriend finishes his.

It's 2011, and twenty-three-year-old Joan West is not like the rest of her liberal peers in Austin, nor is she quite like her Tea Party Republican, God-loving family. Sure, she listens to conservative talk radio on her way to and from her internship at the Capitol. But she was once an America-hating leftist who kissed girls at parties, refused to shave, and had plenty of emotionless sex with jazz school friends-that is until a drug-induced mania forced her to return to her senses.

But above all Joan is a writer, an artist, or at least she desperately wants to be. Always in search of inspiration for her novel, she catalogs every detail of her relationships with men-including with her former muse slash current arch nemesis Roberto-and mines her very dysfunctional family for material. But when her beloved, credit card debt-racked cousin Wyatt finds himself in crisis, Joan's worldview is cracked open and everything comes crashing down.

Funny, whip-smart, and often tender, Bitter Texas Honey introduces us to the unforgettable and indefatigable Joan West: ambitious, full of contradictions, utterly herself. As she wades through it all-addiction, politics, loss, and, notably, her father's string of increasingly bizarre girlfriends-we witness her confront what it means to be a person, and an artist, in the world.
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Bitter Texas Honey: A Novel

Bitter Texas Honey: A Novel

by Ashley Whitaker

Narrated by Helen Laser

Unabridged — 10 hours, 14 minutes

Bitter Texas Honey: A Novel

Bitter Texas Honey: A Novel

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Overview

The Royal Tenenbaums meets Fleabag in this hilarious and dizzyingly smart debut about an over-the-top evangelical Texan family-and the daughter at its center racing to finish her very important novel before her ex-boyfriend finishes his.

It's 2011, and twenty-three-year-old Joan West is not like the rest of her liberal peers in Austin, nor is she quite like her Tea Party Republican, God-loving family. Sure, she listens to conservative talk radio on her way to and from her internship at the Capitol. But she was once an America-hating leftist who kissed girls at parties, refused to shave, and had plenty of emotionless sex with jazz school friends-that is until a drug-induced mania forced her to return to her senses.

But above all Joan is a writer, an artist, or at least she desperately wants to be. Always in search of inspiration for her novel, she catalogs every detail of her relationships with men-including with her former muse slash current arch nemesis Roberto-and mines her very dysfunctional family for material. But when her beloved, credit card debt-racked cousin Wyatt finds himself in crisis, Joan's worldview is cracked open and everything comes crashing down.

Funny, whip-smart, and often tender, Bitter Texas Honey introduces us to the unforgettable and indefatigable Joan West: ambitious, full of contradictions, utterly herself. As she wades through it all-addiction, politics, loss, and, notably, her father's string of increasingly bizarre girlfriends-we witness her confront what it means to be a person, and an artist, in the world.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

02/24/2025

An aspiring novelist seeks fulfillment and attempts to come to terms with her past in Whitaker’s witty debut. At the University of Miami, Joan West resisted her evangelical Christian upbringing in Texas, growing out her armpit hair, kissing girls, and developing an Adderall addiction. Now, 23 and clean for three years, she enjoys right-wing talk radio and embraces traditional gender roles. She spends her days interning for a conservative legislator in Austin and her evenings at a coffee shop, where she strikes up a friendship with Roberto, the barista, who is also a writer. In an effort to impress Roberto and after seeking counsel from her troubled cousin Wyatt, she decides to write a love story. For research purposes only, she begins dating Vince, a 30-year-old music producer and student at her womanizing father’s for-profit trade school. Simultaneously, she pursues a fling with Roberto, only to have both relationships go in unexpected directions. Further complicating matters is her Adderall relapse and abuse of painkillers, a crisis involving Wyatt, and her father’s disastrous relationships. Though Joan often comes across as superficial, Whitaker adds depth to the characterization as she unpacks Joan’s family history. This portrait of a wannabe artist as a confused young woman is compulsively readable. Agent: Jin Auh, Wylie Agency. (Apr.) Correction: A previous version of this review incorrectly stated that protagonist Joan West attended the University of Texas.

From the Publisher

One of Deep South Magazine’s 2025 Spring Reading Picks

“Witty . . . compulsively readable.”
Publishers Weekly

“Whitaker’s debut novel is a painful, hilarious, and mind-bending look into what drives personal and societal beliefs, the frailty and strength of family bonds, and the individual decisions that ultimately lead to something bigger than us.”
Booklist

"The comp titles are hard to live up to, but this book surpassed expectations. It is a lively story filled with memorable characters who are larger than life but never caricatures of themselves."
Debutiful

“Like any good Southern girl, Bitter Texas Honey presents itself modestly: this is a funny, extremely charming novel about an aspiring writer. But beneath this relatively breezy exterior is an absolutely merciless, clear-eyed, and passionate assessment of the political, moral, and cultural roots of our country’s current divide. Bitter Texas Honey is not just wildly entertaining—it is a bullet aimed at the dead center of American hypocrisy, cruelty, and heartbreak; as brilliant, uncompromising, and timely a book as you will read this year.”
Kristen Roupenian, author of Cat Person and Other Stories

Bitter Texas Honey is wildly offbeat and endlessly entertaining—a novel that manages to be incisive, heartrending, and hilarious all at once. With nimble prose and a deadpan delivery, Whitaker brings each of these deeply relatable, deeply endearing characters to vibrant life. This is a dazzling debut from an outrageously gifted writer.”
—Kimberly King Parsons, National Book Award-nominated author of We Were the Universe

"Bitter Texas Honey is a remarkable debut. What sets up as a wryly comic künstlerroman—'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Republican' (in the comparatively "innocent" days of Mitt Romney’s nomination)—deepens into an affecting story of loss and addiction. Joan is by turns feckless and funny, knowing and naïve, but always utterly human in all her messy contradictions. Best of all, Whitaker not only pivots from hilarity to heartbreak, but manages to build to a close that is—magically—both at once (fittingly reflective of her bitter-sweet title)."
—Peter Ho Davies, author of A Lie Someone Told You About Yourself

"Deadpan, hysterical, irreverent, and utterly original, Bitter Texas Honey is an exuberant debut. This zany novel murders pieties and resurrects the imagination. It reminded me of everything fiction can do."
—Claire Vaye Watkins, author of I Love You but I’ve Chosen Darkness

Bitter Texas Honey is a charming novel that made me laugh with its understated humor and zany yet realistic depictions of writing, love, friendship, family, and grief.”
—Tao Lin, author of Leave Society

Product Details

BN ID: 2940190989304
Publisher: Penguin Random House
Publication date: 04/15/2025
Edition description: Unabridged
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