Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible

Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible

Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible

Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible

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Overview

So we are not the 'chosen species'. Also, dogs will rule the world in 400 years, and if Adam and Eve were dogs, there would have been no 'Original Sin'. So says this remarkably amusing book .

This cartoon/humor/satire - trade paperback, 131 pages with 60 full - page cartoon illustrations - is based on the secret 'C' or 'Canine Text' of the Dead Sea Scrolls (discovered accidentally in the basement of the Israel Museum). It will appeal to dog lovers, Bible lovers, children, and to anyone with a basic sense of humor. Little Children - ages 4 to 7 - will enjoy the rich illustrations - 60 of them - and will be tempted to color them. Older children and adults - ages 5 to 250 - will enjoy both the illustrations, and the accompanying 'creative text':

"...But it was the eleventh plague that almost destroyed Egypt: God caused all the toilet paper to disappear" (page 90).

The book covers half of the Old Testament in eleven chapters - from 'Adam and Eve' to 'King Solomon'; the sequel - Bible Dogs 2" will cover the rest of the chapters.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780595122578
Publisher: iUniverse, Incorporated
Publication date: 09/20/2000
Pages: 140
Product dimensions: 8.25(w) x 11.00(h) x 0.30(d)

Table of Contents

Part I.In the Beginning1
Chapter 1Adam and Eve2
A.Creation of the Dog2
B.Blessing of the Dog4
C.Dog Meets Man6
D.Creation of Woman8
E.Original Sin10
F.Retribution12
G.Expulsion from the Garden of Eden14
Chapter 2Cain and Abel16
A.Growing Up16
B.The First Crime18
Part II.The Wrath of God21
Chapter 3Noah and the Ark22
A.Designing the Ark24
B.Construction of the Ark26
C.Selection of the Animals28
D.Passing the Time30
E.Looking for Land32
F.Land Ahoy!34
G.Rainbow36
Chapter 4Tower of Babelonia38
Part III.The Covenant41
Chapter 5Abraham42
A.Departing Haran42
B.The Three Angels44
Chapter 6Isaac46
A.Rebekah at the Well46
Chapter 7Jacob48
A.Birth of Jacob and Esau48
B.Selling the Birthright50
C.Isaac Blesses Jacob52
D.Jacob's Dream54
E.Jacob and Rachel56
F.Jacob Wrestles Angel58
Part IV.Exile61
Chapter 8The Story of Joseph62
A.Joseph's Multi-Colored Neon Coat62
B.Joseph Sold to Koreans64
C.A Slave in Egypt66
D.In the Jailhouse68
E.Pharaoh's Nightmare70
F.Joseph: Ruler of Egypt72
G.Brothers Visit Joseph74
H.Joseph Meets Benjamin76
I.Joseph Reveals Identity78
Part V.Exodus81
Chapter 9Moses and the Eleven Commandments82
A.Moses in the River82
B.Saved by Pharaoh's Daughter84
C.The Burning Hanukkah Bush86
D.Moses and Aaron Visit Pharaoh88
E.The Eleven Plagues90
F.Children of Israel Depart Egypt92
G.Crossing the Red Sea94
H.Rye Bread from Heaven98
I.Soda from the Rock100
J.The Eleven Commandments102
K.The Golden Dog104
Chapter 10Joshua106
A.Joshua Sends Spies106
B.Fall of Jericho108
Part VI.In the Promised Land111
Chapter 11Samson112
A.Samson Wrestles Lion112
B.Samson and Delilah114
C.Samson's Revenge116
Chapter 12David118
A.David Meets Saul118
B.David and Goliath120
C.David King of Israel122
D.David and Bathsheba124
Chapter 13Solomon126
A.Solomon's Wisdom126
B.Building the Temple128
C.Queen of Sheba130
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