Table of Contents
Introduction v
When Does Education Stop? James A. Michener 1
The Undelivered Letter Fulton Oursler 6
Code of the Navajo Bruce Watson 11
The Husband Who Vanished Joseph P. Blank 19
Sit, Stay, Whoa! P.J. O'Rourke 25
A Soldier's Last Bedtime Story Kenneth Miller 32
"Don't Go Away! I'm Alive!" Joe Austell Small 39
Surviving Whole Foods Kelly Maclean 47
The Lady and the Gangsters Lester Velie 51
Back to the Wild Matthew Shaer 62
I Can't Find My Apron Strings Louise Dickenson Rich 69
"They'll Never Find Us" Margot McWilliams 73
Overtaken by Joy Ardis Whitman 83
Tunnel to Freedom Paul Brickhill 88
The Reader's Digest Complete Guide to Witticisms, Quips, Retorts, Rejoinders and Pithy Replies for Every Occasion Reader's Digest editors 105
How to Stop Smoking Herbert Brean 111
A Dog's Life Nick Trout 118
Oak Island's Mysterious "Money Pit" David MacDonald 131
Letter to Olivia Mel Allen 140
"I Get a Lot More Than I Give" Bob Hope 148
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty James Thurber 155
With Wit and Wisdom Hedwig Gafga Burkhard Weitz 164
An Alcoholic's Letter to His Son Anonymous 167
I Confess Derek Burnett 174
A Family Discovers Its Rare Gift Sarah Gray 184
Are You Missing the Best Thing in Life? Norman Vincent Peale 191
Terror in Room 73 Sheldon Kelly 195
Strange Encounter on Coho Creek Morris Homer Erwin 204
An Open Letter to America's Students Dwight D. Eisenhower 210
Leave 'em Laughing! Lizz Winstead 221
A Fight for Life at 35,000 Feet Per Ola Emily D'Aulaire 225
Miniature Golf to the Rescue Elmer Davis 233
"I Think We've Lost Them" Michael Cabbage William Harwood 240
My Dog Reviews the Furniture Andy Simmons 253
Why I Remain a Negro Walter White 258
If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries-What Am I Doing in the Pits? Erma Bombeck 264
Footprints in the Snow Ty Gagne 270
Credits and Acknowledgments 279