The Barnes & Noble Review
In Jill Churchill's Bell, Book, and Scandal, the irrepressible Jane Jeffry discovers that truth is not only stranger than fiction…it's far more dangerous. When real crime rears its ugly head at a local mystery convention, sometime sleuth and would-be mystery writer Jane and her buddy Shelley Nowak are delighted to be on the spot to investigate. Unfortunately, there's no shortage of suspects in a convention hotel filled with avid readers, fanatic fans, aspiring authors, rival booksellers and agents, and published pros. Now, in a setting where the usual risks run to meeting ego-bruising editors, arrogant agents, and reprehensible reviewers (plus the occasional sneaky scandalmonger or pushy, self-published storyteller), Jane and Shelley prove that while they may be amateurs in the game of detection, their status as suburban moms makes them pros at gathering gossip and ferreting out secrets and scandals…even in the face of poisoning, head-bashing, or worse. Sue Stone
Bell, Book, and Scandal
Narrated by Susan Ericksen
Jill ChurchillUnabridged — 4 hours, 57 minutes
Bell, Book, and Scandal
Narrated by Susan Ericksen
Jill ChurchillUnabridged — 4 hours, 57 minutes
Overview
Editorial Reviews
Like the previous entry in the series, The House of the Seven Mabels, Jill Churchill's Bell, Book, and Scandal: A Jane Jeffry Mystery, in which would-be author Jane and pal Shelley Nowack find trouble at a mystery writers' conference, offers only routine sleuthing. Churchill's newer Grace and Favor series (Love for Sale, etc.) has a more interesting setting and fresher characters. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Part-time sleuth Jane Jeffry and friend Sheeley in this tale by Churchill (Much Ado About Nothing) attend a local mystery writers' convention, only to become involved in another murder mystery. After someone poisons a famous editor and attacks a renowned reviewer, Jane and Shelley take the offensive. Lightweight and fun for cozy fans. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Like many a stay-at-home mom, Jane Jeffry decides to take the hours she hasn't spent parking her new SUV where nobody will hit it and put them to good use-writing a mystery novel. Unlike so many budding Mary Higgins Clarks, Jane has no trouble finding a publisher. All she has to do is register at the mystery convention meeting conveniently in her hometown and check into the luxury suite permanently reserved for her next-door-neighbor Shelley Nowack's family (Shelley's husband is an investor). Before she even has time to warm her feet on the heated bathroom tile, Felicity Roane, her favorite writer, has asked Jane and Shelley to breakfast, impatiently shooing away anyone who tries to intrude on their tête-à-tête-à-tête. And although baby agents Gretta and Tiffany don't think much of her manuscript, Felicity's editor friend Melody Johnson is so tickled by its house plans that she snaps it up, leaving Jane just enough time to find out who poisoned heartless editor Sophie Smith and conked chauvinist reviewer Zac Zebra, deflate e-published blowhard Vernetta Strausman, unmask nefarious gossip columnist Miss Mystery, and invite longtime squeeze Mel Van Dyne to try out all six of her bathroom's showerheads. If it weren't so earnest and its prose so flat, Jane's fairy-tale 14th adventure (The House of the Seven Mabels, 2002, etc.), where an unemployed widow can buy a fuel-efficient SUV off the lot for cash, would be positively surreal. Agent: Faith Childs
Jane Jeffrey is irresistible!” — Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine
“Churchill delivers a satisfying plot laced with subtle humor and some enjoyable gothic flourishes.” — Publishers Weekly
“Churchill is the master of the suburban mystery.” — Tulsa World
Jane Jeffrey is irresistible!
Churchill is the master of the suburban mystery.
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940169689419 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Blackstone Audio, Inc. |
| Publication date: | 10/01/2010 |
| Edition description: | Unabridged |
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Bell, Book, and Scandal
Chapter One
On a surprisingly mild day late in February, Jane sat out on her kitchen porch waiting for her next-door neighbor and best friend Shelley Nowack to come home. When Shelley's minivan turned into the Nowacks' driveway at about fifty miles per hour and screamed to a violent halt, Jane strolled over.
"Look what I got in today's mail," Jane said, shoving a brochure though the window of the minivan.
"Help me unload the groceries first. I have a car that's full of stuff that needs to go in the freezer," Shelley said, handing the brochure back without looking at it.
When the food was stashed away, they sat down at Shelley's kitchen table with the brochure. "A mystery conference right here in town. Cool. Are you going?"
"I want to," Jane said. "The book I'm writing isn't exactly a mystery, but I think all good novels are mysteries. At least, they need the elements of secrets that need to be unraveled, even if there isn't a crime. Will she give the guy a second chance to straighten up his act or won't she? Is there a chance he'll be named in his rich grandfather's will? Will the child recover?"
"I never thought about it that way. You're right," Shelley agreed. "And the conference is at that fabulous hotel near that new mall we've never been to."
"I wasn't planning to stay at the hotel," Jane said. "What's the point when it's so close to home?"
"There are two points, Jane. For one thing, you learn more from people if you're staying at the hotel at conferences. Other attendees usually have drinks at the bar at night, and that's when they reveal a lot more inside poop to friends and eavesdroppers.
"The other point," Shelley went on, "is that Paul has invested in this hotel and, as such, always has a suite on hold for his use. We could stay in it for free."
Jane had often wondered just how rich the Nowacks were, but hadn't asked and never would ask Shelley. Paul's investment must have been a substantial one, however, to rate a full-time suite. But the Nowacks lived almost as modestly as Jane did. Their house was the same size as Jane's. Their children went to the same public schools as Jane's did. Their wallpaper and carpets were only slightly more expensive than Jane's, in spite of the Nowacks' obviously being far more affluent. Shelley's husband owned an enormous chain of Greek fast-food restaurants.
"We? Would you really be interested in going with me?"
"Of course I would. I like knowing the inside poop about nearly any business. I don't think I'd go to an accountants' conference, but this one would be interesting." Looking over the brochure, she added, "I see by the schedule that there are usually two or even three tracks of speeches. You could go to one and I'd go to another and take notes for you. And late April is such a good time for a perk."
"I'll sign us both up," Jane said. "This will be really fun, I hope. Some of my favorite mystery writers are on the list of attendees. I'd love to meet them or least see and hear them in person."
"Let me jot the date down and tell Paul we need the suite that weekend if it's not already booked."
Three days later, Detective Mel VanDyne, Jane's long-time lover, dropped in after dinner and said, "I have a day off tomorrow. I've got more laundry than most armies accumulate in a week, the floors are dirty, and I'm buried in paperwork, most of which needs to be thrown away. Any way you could help me out?"
"Sure. Have you had dinner? There's leftover pot roast, gravy, and peas."
"Yes, please," he said pathetically. "All I had in the fridge was disgusting cottage cheese."
When he'd finished the leftovers, Jane said, "I have something interesting to tell you ... "
"Could it wait until tomorrow? I have to go home and get a start so you won't know how sloppy my apartment really is."
"It'll hold," Jane said.
When she arrived the next morning, the cottage cheese was gone. Most of the paperwork was gone and Mel had started the first load of laundry.
Jane took charge. "Get me the vacuum and the attachments."
"Attachments?"
"All those little gadgets that came with it. You start cleaning from the top down. There are cobwebs on the ceiling. There's a tube that sucks them up, and the same tube gets the dust off the blinds. Then you do the carpet. I'll start in the front bedroom. You finish throwing trash away and put your first load of washing in the dryer."
It took three hours before almost everything was clean. When Mel started making the bed, Jane realized he didn't even know the right way to tuck the top sheet in tightly at the bottom. "Mel, stop. Don't you know how to do a nurse's corner? Watch this and do the other corner like I do this one."
He was surprised. "My mother failed to teach me that. In fact, I don't know if she knew this. She always had a maid to do things like this."
Jane sat down on the bed when they were finished. "Don't you want to hear my good news?"
"I'd rather we made good use of this bed first."
Jane smiled, slipping off her shoes while saying "Me, too."
Later, while Mel went for carryout Chinese for their lunch, Jane took a look in the fridge and decided he'd have to deal with it himself. But she'd tell him all about the writers' conference over the egg drop soup ...
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