Beer is the Answer...I Don't Remember the Question: And Over 1,000 Other Bar Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons

Beer is the Answer...I Don't Remember the Question: And Over 1,000 Other Bar Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons

by Ray Foley
Beer is the Answer...I Don't Remember the Question: And Over 1,000 Other Bar Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons

Beer is the Answer...I Don't Remember the Question: And Over 1,000 Other Bar Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons

by Ray Foley

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Overview

The best bar jokes you can've never remembered!

From the publisher of Bartender magazine comes this incomparable collection of bar jokes, quotes and cartoons that are sure to make you appear witty and charming at the life of your next cocktail party.


Wow your drinking buddies and impress your dates with such clever and entertaining hilarious quips as:


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."


"I saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry," so I've started."


"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."


Ray Foley has been a bartender for more than 20 years. He is the publisher of Bartender magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on Good Morning America, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee and countless other shows. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781402249334
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Publication date: 07/01/2007
Series: Bartender Magazine
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 208
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Ray Foley has been a bartender for more years than he wants to admit. He is the publisher of Bartender Magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies, How to Run a Bar for Dummies, The Best Irish Drinks, The Ultimate Little Martini Book, and The Ultimate Little Shooter Book. He has appeared on numerous television shows and has had articles published in many national magazines. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn, and his son Ryan. He can be contacted on his website, www.bartender.com or his e-mail, Barmag@aol.com.


Ray Foley is an expert bartender and publisher of Bartender magazine. He is also the founder of the Bartenders Foundation Inc. and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on ABC-TV News, CBS News, NBC News, Good Morning America and Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. He has also been featured in major magazines, including Forbes and Playboy. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.

Read an Excerpt

STEVE'S SOUR
21?2 oz. Old Grand Dad Bourbon
11?2 oz. orange juice
11?2 oz. sweetened lemon juice
Shake with ice and serve on the rocks.

Table of Contents

Introduction

Names & Origins

Bar Tools

Cuts and Garnishes

Cutting Fruit

Mixers and Enhancers

Types of Drinks

Cocktails

Bourbon

Cordials

Gin

Whiskey

Irish

Rum

Scotch

Tequila

Vodka

Champagne

Shooters

Blended Cocktails

Warm Me Ups

Coffee Cocktails

Martinis

Flavortinis

Summertinis

Springtinis

Cream Cocktails

Beer

Pousse Cafe

Facts on Liqueurs and Proof

Charts and Measurements

Calories and Carbohydrates

Home Bar Tips

101 Web Sites

General Index

Index of Cocktails

About the Author

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