Bear v. Shark

Bear v. Shark

by Chris Bachelder
Bear v. Shark

Bear v. Shark

by Chris Bachelder

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Overview

Given a relatively level playing field — i.e., water deep enough so that a shark could maneuver proficiently but shallow enough so that a bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity — who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
In this fiercely funny, razor-sharp satire of our media-saturated culture, the sovereign nation of Las Vegas is host to Bear v. Shark II. After a disappointing loss in the first computer-generated match-up, the bear is out for blood. With an essay entitled "Bear v. Shark: A Reason to Live," young Curtis Norman wins a national contest and four tickets to the sold-out event. As the Normans head cross-country in their SUV, they encounter a dizzying barrage of voices weighing in on the upcoming spectacle — everyone from the Freudians, theologians, pundits, and self-published authors on the radio to the bear and shark fanatics, cultists, and resisters at pit stops along the way. Overwhelmed by factoids and ten-second debates, Mr. Norman grows ambivalent about the impending event and the family with whom he can't seem to connect. Still, the Normans push on to Vegas, toward an apocalyptic, surprisingly emotional ending.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780743219471
Publisher: Scribner
Publication date: 11/12/2002
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 256
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Chris Bachelder received his MFA from the University of Florida in 2002 and is currently a visiting writer at New Mexico State University. Bear v. Shark is his first novel.

Read an Excerpt

Chapter 1: Parlor Game

So it's kind of like a parlor game, then? In essence?

I guess so.

Well that sounds fun. Bear against Shark.

It's Bear v. Shark. What's a parlor?

Oh...You know, a parlor. A parlour.

...?

Um, like a salon.

What?

A lounge, essentially.

A lounge game?

Well, you know, it's like where you play it.

What's a parlor?

Like a living room. Technically.

Parlor?

Yes.

In a building?

In a home.

How big a TV you put in there?

Copyright © 2001 by Chris Bachelder

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