Beach Battle Blowout: Welcome to Wonderland, Book 4

by Chris Grabenstein Narrated by Bryan Kennedy

Overview

Take a vacation in an audiobook with this hilarious illustrated middle-grade series by Chris Grabenstein, New York Times best-selling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library and coauthor with James Patterson of the I Funny and House of Robots series!

Welcome to the Wonderland Motel — the funnest place on earth!

Contestants, start your engines! The race to be the best on the beach is on, and this year, the Wonderland is finally going to win! The competition is fierce! But who needs roller coasters and jet packs and pirates when you have not one, but two secret weapons? That's right — P.T. and Gloria, of course!

Now, they just need to sleuth out who the secret contest judges are and come up with enough brand-new attractions to wow them and out-fun the competition!

Can they do it? Or will the Wonderland crash and burn?

Anything's possible when you live in the funnest place on Earth!

Extras include P.T. and Gloria's famous fact-or-fiction quiz and P.T.'s (not exactly) patented storytelling tips!

Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher

Here's what people are saying about Welcome to Wonderland!

*Sunshine State Young Readers Award List * South Carolina Book Award Nominee * Grand Canyon Reader Award Nominee * Winner of Sid Fleischman Humor Award (for Book 1, Home, Sweet, Motel)

"Delivers humor, adventure . . . and plenty of fun in the Florida sun."—Booklist

"Classic Grabenstein. This new series should be a HIT."—School Library Journal

"A delight. P.T. is a HOOT AND A HALF. A funny, madcap dash."—Kirkus Reviews

"Charm galore. EASY and BREEZY. . . belongs in the hands of any readers wanting their bad guys bad, their good guys great, and a little of Wonderland's promised fun in the sun."—The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books

"The story makes you want to read MORE."—Kidsday, Newsday

Product Details

BN ID:	2940169212600
Publisher:	Penguin Random House
Publication date:	04/16/2019
Series:	Welcome to Wonderland Series , #4
Edition description:	Unabridged
Age Range:	8 - 11 Years

Read an Excerpt

“This weekend,” I told my audience, “I had a duel with a dolphin.”
“Whaaaa?”  said  everybody else.
Fact: when you live in a motel, you always have the best stories on Monday mornings.
“The Wonderland’s right on the beach,” I told my history class. “So I grew up speaking Dolphin.” I gave a quick demo. “Eeeek squeeeee, klik-klik.” “What’s   that   mean?”  asked   my   bud Bruce
Brandow.
“ ‘I have to go to the bathroom.’ ” “Dolphins  say that?”
“Yep. Then they do it. Right there in the Gulf.
That’s why the water’s so warm.” “Gross,”  said Bruce.
We   were  between  bells,  just  waiting  for  our teacher,  Mr.  Frumpkes, to march in and put us all   to sleep with a barrage of boring facts. It was up to me to spin a story so scintillating it could fight off  the  Frumpkes Funk.
“On Saturday, I was riding the waves, just surfing along—”
“Surfing?” scoffed Adam Shapera, a big guy who always sits in  the  back  of  the  room  so  it’s  easier to flick people’s ears. “Who taught you how to do that?”
“Kevin the Monkey,” said my good friend Gloria Ortega. “Star of the smash hit Beach Party Surf Monkey.”
Unimpressed, Adam blew a lip fart.
I didn’t let Adam slow me down, because everybody else was hanging on my every word, scooching their  seats  closer.
“I was carving across a wave.  Totally cranking.  It was epic. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, this dolphin pops up!”
“The dolphin blew his airhole at me. It sounded like one of Adam Shapera’s lip farts. It spooked me  so much I wiped out.”
“What’d the  dolphin  want?”  asked Bruce.
“To  challenge  me  to  a  friendly  competition.”   I put on my best high-pitched dolphin voice. “ ‘I am Frederick,  the  Dolphin  King.  I  challenge  you   to   a duel!’ ”
“Whoa,” said Bruce. “Just like that Alexander Hamilton dude with that other  dude.”
“Aaron Burr,” said Gloria.
“Exactly,” I said. “But we wouldn’t be dueling with pistols. It’d be unfair. Dolphins don’t have trigger fingers.”
“That’s so true,” said Adam, finally getting into the story with everybody  else.
“We decided on a race,” I said. “From the Gulf waters behind the Wonderland all the way up St. Pete Beach to the Don CeSar Hotel. It’d be me and my board against King Frederick and his mighty flippers. Human against dolphin. Mano a mammalo. I, of course, agreed to King Frederick’s terms. But only because I knew I’d win.”
“How’d you know that?” Adam asked eagerly. “Simple,”  I  told  him.  “I  was  carrying  a secret weapon!”
 

 

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