Bargain Bin Rom-Com

by Leena Norms

Overview

Bargain Bin Rom-Com is the first collection of poems by Leena Norms. From the politics of ice-cream to the permission slip you didn't know you needed, this is a tongue-in-cheek look at living on a planet that is filled with both doom and glitter.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781913958299
Publisher:	Burning Eye Books
Publication date:	07/07/2022
Pages:	74
Sales rank:	471,058
Product dimensions:	5.06(w) x 7.81(h) x 0.18(d)

About the Author

Leena Norms is a British poet and writer from the West Midlands. She has been sharing her poetry online for over ten years and her video essays have amassed over 11 million views to date, covering everything from literature and second-hand fashion to protecting the planet and surviving your twenties.

Table of Contents

Oh God 11

In The Event Of Zombies 12

The Librarian 13

Bargain Bin Rom-Com 14

Rear-View Romance 15

Rachel 16

Greyfriars Bobby: An Intervention 17

Text Back 19

Horned, Somewhere 20

The Divorce 21

Hiraeth 22

Lovebites In Lockdown 23

Verification Application 24

Test Me! 26

Some Days 27

Twelve Ways To Skin A Dream 28

Bargaining With The Photocopier 30

Bad News Square 32

Meet Commute 33

Ark 34

Pantry For A Slipping World 36

The Reward For Excellence Can No Longer Be Money 38

What A Wonderful Way To Go 40

Beer Garden In Three Degrees Of Warming 42

Off The Edge 44

If This Poem Wasn't A Poem 45

Small Talk 46

Two-Point-Oh 48

Surname 49

The Three Apparitions Of Luxury 50

Saturday At A National Trust 52

New Mantras For Future Fridge Magnets 53

Repeat Performance 54

Thirty 55

Unclean Magdalene 57

As It Turns Out 58

Sundae 60

Mum's A Word 61

Lesser-Known Love Languages 62

When They Switch The Sky Back On 63

Always One 64

Make Art For Your Friends 66

Silent Night 67

[the sound of ripping paper] 68