Astro Poets: Your Guides to the Zodiac

by Alex Dimitrov, Dorothea Lasky Narrated by Alex Dimitrov, Dorothea Lasky

Overview

"Alternately narrated with just the right amount of earnestness and snark by the two authors, this audiobook eschews the heavy-handedness of some astrologers in favor of a playful approach...The audiobook is accessible to listeners who are not astrology aficionados and is a whole lot of fun." - AudioFile Magazine

This program is read by the authors, and includes a bonus podcast episode!

From the online phenomenons the Astro Poets comes the first great astrology primer of the 21st century.

Full of insight, advice and humor for every sign in the zodiac, the Astro Poets' unique brand of astrological flavor has made them Twitter sensations. Their long-awaited first audiobook is in the grand tradition of Linda Goodman's Sun Signs, but made for the world we live in today.

In this audiobook the Astro Poets help you see what's written in the stars and use it to navigate your friendships, your career, and your very complicated love life. If you've ever wondered why your Gemini friend won't let you get a word in edge-wise at drinks, you've come to the right place. When will that Scorpio texting "u up?" at 2AM finally take the next step in your relationship? (Hint: they won't). Both the perfect introduction to the twelve signs for the astrological novice, and a resource to return to for those who already know why their Cancer boyfriend cries during commercials but need help with their new whacky Libra boss, this is the astrology audiobook must-have for the twenty-first century and beyond.

“A witty book filled with poetry, pop culture references, and cosmic advice that might just leave you with real insights into friendship, romance, and yourself.” - Entertainment Weekly

Editorial Reviews

JANUARY 2020 - AudioFile

Alternately narrated with just the right amount of earnestness and snark by the two authors, this audiobook eschews the heavy-handedness of some astrologers in favor of a playful approach. Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky are two poets who created a Twitter account that provides followers with astrological forecasts. The authors’ voices are quite different from each other, employing their own humorous nuances, but both are engaging and fun to listen to. The book is straightforwardly structured, with a chapter corresponding to each zodiac sign, and each chapter further broken down into sections, such as “Texting with a Gemini” or “The Famous Aries.” The Astro Poets’ wildly popular Twitter account has translated exceptionally well to long-form prose. The audiobook is accessible to listeners who are not astrology aficionados and is a whole lot of fun. S.N. © AudioFile 2020, Portland, Maine

Publishers Weekly

08/26/2019

Lasky (Milk) and Dimitrov (Begging for It), both published poets, jointly run a Twitter account with 500,000 followers that serves as a guide to the zodiac and forms the basis of this whimsical yet astute volume. In many ways they present a traditional handbook of astrology, giving a basic overview of astrological signs and the ways they manifest in human behavior. But the authors add their uniquely modern flair with plenty of references to contemporary celebrities, erogenous zones for each sign, original poetry written for each sign (such as Cancer: “Everyone thinks that nothing means anything. But you don’t. You loved once. Another world. You made a scene about love”), discussions of love and attraction between signs, and clever fictional scripts of text message conversations between those of different signs. The brevity of the introduction outlining the theory behind astrology will likely fail to convince any readers not already committed to the zodiac, but Lasky and Dimitrov are witty and divulge plenty about their own lives, which will entertain readers of all backgrounds. Readers wishing to learn more about their type will be charmed by this splendid handbook. (Oct.)

From the Publisher

"Whimsical astrological musings....The Astro Poets light up the internet." - The New York Times

“The ultimate map through the zodiac…A perfect crash-course for astrology beginners that's lyrical, witty, and wise enough to satisfy old astrology pros.” - Booklist

“Their astrology guide is like none you've read before.” - Bustle

“It’s a fun, accessible, and modern guide to the signs. Even better, it’s astrology by poets! If you’ve ever wondered what your sign says about you (or how it can help you figure out the people around you), this is the place to start.” - BookRiot

"perfectly entertaining." - The Los Angeles Times

JANUARY 2020 - AudioFile

Alternately narrated with just the right amount of earnestness and snark by the two authors, this audiobook eschews the heavy-handedness of some astrologers in favor of a playful approach. Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky are two poets who created a Twitter account that provides followers with astrological forecasts. The authors’ voices are quite different from each other, employing their own humorous nuances, but both are engaging and fun to listen to. The book is straightforwardly structured, with a chapter corresponding to each zodiac sign, and each chapter further broken down into sections, such as “Texting with a Gemini” or “The Famous Aries.” The Astro Poets’ wildly popular Twitter account has translated exceptionally well to long-form prose. The audiobook is accessible to listeners who are not astrology aficionados and is a whole lot of fun. S.N. © AudioFile 2020, Portland, Maine

Product Details

BN ID:	2940169398335
Publisher:	Macmillan Audio
Publication date:	10/29/2019
Edition description:	Unabridged

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