What does a Vietnamese masseuse mean when she asks, "Massage Your Baby"? Why is lingam massage a hot topic in the Philippines? Suggestions for the Care and Protection of Balls, and against penile insult: Massage-lover P.C. Anders writes uninhibited, lighthearted, uncensored, sexy, and funny stories about massage, often playing with words, language, ideas, and observations of travel and women. He agrees with Mark Twain, who wrote: "Nature knows no indecencies. Man invents them." He believes that massage is a humanizing force, a force for peace, and that "the simple desire to reach out and touch someone" (Houellebecq) and to be touched is a deeply human instinct that will, in addition, make us a more peaceful planet.
