Table of Contents
Preface 11
A Note about Secrecy 17
Abbreviations 19
Part I Balkan Trilogy
Chapter 1 Betrayal in the Balkans: Hillary Sent Me, but Bill Nearly Got Me Killed 23
Chapter 2 CIA Leak 37
Chapter 3 Srebrenica Madness 45
Part II The Making of a Spy
Chapter 4 Don't Get Me Started 61
Chapter 5 CIA Paramilitary Training 73
Chapter 6 Secure Your Chutes 83
Part III Latin America
Chapter 7 Going Operational 93
Chapter 8 Cuban Ops 99
Chapter 9 Internal Operations: Nicaragua 105
Chapter 10 Messing with Chinese Spies 109
Chapter 11 Moon over Libya 115
Part IV Russian Spies
Chapter 12 CIA vs. KGB 125
Chapter 13 How-and Why-to Recruit a Russian Spy 133
Part V CIA Family
Chapter 14 Real Housewives of the CIA 141
Chapter 15 Spy Kids 155
Chapter 16 CIA Safe Sex Practices 161
Part VI Hot and Cold Running War: Yugoslavia
Chapter 17 Denied Area Operations 167
Chapter 18 I Vant a Weeza 175
Chapter 19 Komandante Giška 181
Chapter 20 From War Virgin to War Weary 185
Chapter 21 Life Imitates Art Imitates Life-Hunting Bosnian War Criminals 195
Part VII Iraq: It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Chapter 22 The Road to Babylon 205
Chapter 23 Mission: Improbable 215
Chapter 24 Tribalism 225
Chapter 25 Travels in Arabia 241
Part VIII Brushes with Celebrity
Chapter 26 Did I Inspire an SNL Skit? 253
Chapter 27 Breaking Bad in Tijuana 255
Chapter 28 Sitting Next to a Rock Star 257
Part IX The Spy Who Came Down with a Cold
Chapter 29 Ignore My Intelligence at Your Peril (I Am Not As Stupid As I Look) 263
Chapter 30 Iraq Intelligence Failure 273
Chapter 31 The Spy Who Came Down with a Cold 279
Epilogue 285
Spookstock and H. K. Roy Website 291
Acknowledgments 293
Notes 297