Table of Contents
Introduction 1
1 Canceling Trash People Is Not a Constitutional Crisis 9
2 Bigotry Is Illegal Even If You've Been Ordered to by Jesus 18
3 Everything You Know About the Second Amendment Is Wrong 31
4 Stop Frisking Me 41
5 Attack Dogs Are Not Reasonable 51
6 Why You Can't Punch a Cop 61
7 Stopping Police Brutality 72
8 It Says What It Says 76
9 The Taking of Black Land 88
10 A Jury of Your White Peers 100
11 It's Not Unusual to Be Cruel 112
12 The Most Important Part 125
13 Conservative Kryptonite 136
14 Reverse Racism Is Not a Thing 155
15 The Rule That May or May Not Exist 166
16 The Abortion Chapter 175
17 You Know This Thing Can Be Amended, Right? 190
18 The Right to Vote Shall Be Abridged All the Damn Time 202
19 What If Your Vote Actually Didn't Matter? 214
20 Abolish the Electoral College 226
21 The Final Battle 236
Epilogue 245
Notes 259