Table of Contents
Who Lost an American?
Acknowledgments 10
New York: Rapietta Greensponge Girl Counselor, Comes to My Aid 11
Down with All Hands: The Cruise of the SS Meyer Davis 33
The Banjaxed Land: You Have Your People and I Have Mine 45
The South of England: They Walked Like Cats that Circle and Come Back 61
Paris: They're Hiding the Ham on the Pinball King or Some Came Stumbling 77
Barcelona: The Bright Enormous Morning 101
Almeria: Show Me a Gypsy and I'll Show You a Nut 131
Seville: The Peseta with the Hole in the Middle 137
Crete: There's Lots of Crazy Stuff in the Ocean 153
Istanbul: When a Muslim Makes His Violin Cry, Head for the Door 163
Chicago I The Night-Colored Rider 181
Chicago II If You Got the Bread You Walk 201
Chicago III If I Can't Sell It I'll Keep Settin' On It; I Jest Won't Give it Away (Old Song) 211
Chicago IV The Irishman in the Grotto, the Man in the Iron Suit, And the Girl in Gravity-Z: The Playboy Magazine Story or Mr. Peepers as Don Juan 229
Epilogue: Tricks Out of Times Long Gone 267
Notes From a Sea Diary: Hemingway All the Way
Acknowledgments 271
Prefatory 273
June 21, 1962: Two Hours Out of the Port of Seattle 279
June 22nd 281
June 27th: Lions, Lionesses, Deadbone Crunchers 285
June 29th: East China Sea: We Didn't Come to Gamble 295
July 1st: 472 Cho-Ryang-Dong: A Parlor Once Purple Now Faded to Rose 299
July 4th: East China Sea 309
July 6th: South China Sea, Two Days from the Port of Hongkong. Dingding, Hinkletinkle, the Finkified Lasagna and the Man Too Timid to Damn 313
July 9th: Concannon Gets the Ship in Trouble or Assy-endUp on Ho-Phang Road 319
July 13th: Indian Ocean: "I Can See You Have Been Wounded" 333
July 14th: Rafts of a Summer Night 341
July 15th: Arabian Sea 349
Port of Bombay
I Into the Gala Day 355
July 15th: Port of Bombay II. Kamathipura 369
July 17th: Port of Bombay III. Kalyani-of-the-Four-Hundred 377
July 22nd: Arabian Sea 385
Night in the Gardens of Horn & Hardart
Hemingway and Lardner 393
II Hemingway Himself 397
III The Real Thing in Kitsch 401
July 25th: Bay of Bengal 407
The Quais of Calcutta 415
Kanani Mansions 431
Epilogue: Quais of Calcutta 461
About the Author 463