Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!: Part 1 of the "Ain't No Lady" saga

In this first volume of her long-awaited memoirs, Aida shares the story of her upbringing as a circus sideshow sword swallower ("which came in very handy in Hollywood!") and went on to win the Academy Award for her breakthrough performance in Steven Spielberg's Beach Blanket Bimbo, a Grammy for Torch Songs in Double-D (44 DD being her bra size), and a Tony for her Broadway turn in the adult remake of Judy Garland's Eat Me in Saint Louis! Then there were the unsuccessful marriages: The rich eighty-year-old southern plantation owner, the pint-sized but massively rich Chinese rap singer, and, of course, the staggeringly handsome Latin count who's a lady killer in more ways than one. And amidst all the drama, Aida just happens to spill the beans on the louche proclivities of just about every Hollywood celebrity in the news today!

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Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!: Part 1 of the "Ain't No Lady" saga

In this first volume of her long-awaited memoirs, Aida shares the story of her upbringing as a circus sideshow sword swallower ("which came in very handy in Hollywood!") and went on to win the Academy Award for her breakthrough performance in Steven Spielberg's Beach Blanket Bimbo, a Grammy for Torch Songs in Double-D (44 DD being her bra size), and a Tony for her Broadway turn in the adult remake of Judy Garland's Eat Me in Saint Louis! Then there were the unsuccessful marriages: The rich eighty-year-old southern plantation owner, the pint-sized but massively rich Chinese rap singer, and, of course, the staggeringly handsome Latin count who's a lady killer in more ways than one. And amidst all the drama, Aida just happens to spill the beans on the louche proclivities of just about every Hollywood celebrity in the news today!

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Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!: Part 1 of the

Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!: Part 1 of the "Ain't No Lady" saga

Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!: Part 1 of the

Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!: Part 1 of the "Ain't No Lady" saga

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In this first volume of her long-awaited memoirs, Aida shares the story of her upbringing as a circus sideshow sword swallower ("which came in very handy in Hollywood!") and went on to win the Academy Award for her breakthrough performance in Steven Spielberg's Beach Blanket Bimbo, a Grammy for Torch Songs in Double-D (44 DD being her bra size), and a Tony for her Broadway turn in the adult remake of Judy Garland's Eat Me in Saint Louis! Then there were the unsuccessful marriages: The rich eighty-year-old southern plantation owner, the pint-sized but massively rich Chinese rap singer, and, of course, the staggeringly handsome Latin count who's a lady killer in more ways than one. And amidst all the drama, Aida just happens to spill the beans on the louche proclivities of just about every Hollywood celebrity in the news today!


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781737793946
Publisher: Christopher Ellis
Publication date: 04/29/2022
Series: Aida Libido: AIN'T NO LADY saga , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 244
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

Christopher Easton is a writer and comedian living with his husband in the wilds of Los Angeles. No animals were injured in the making of this book. Certain names, however...
Joe Koecher is a highly successful graphic designer living in Chicago, Illinois.

Table of Contents

Preface xi

Introduction xiii

A Three Ring Talent In A One-Ring Tent 1

Them Was the Salad Years 10

Jackpot 23

Lesson Learned 27

"Me Love You Long Time" 37

The Girl Can't Help It 54

Fools Rush In 79

Finding My Own Way 98

Ruined! 108

America's National Treasure 131

Sunk! 147

Scraping the Barrel 167

The People's Court 220

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