Table of Contents
Introduction 1
The First Time 9
Notes from a Wiltshire Pub 15
Finding a Hometown in England, Shaftesbury 23
The County Without a Motorway 29
Rights of Way 35
Dreaming of Aquatint Spires 45
English Miles 57
The Churchillian 65
Christmas on Gold Hill 77
Riding in Black Taxis 85
An English Cottage 95
The 4,000-Mile Commute to Work 101
Ordnance Survey Maps: A Love Affair 107
Railways to Nowhere 113
Great British Weather 123
British Newspapers: A Love Story 129
Tea Time 137
English Time 143
Turner, Constable, and Learning to Love Art 149
Mr. Bean and Doctor Who, or British Telly, A Love Story 155
Loving a Landscape 165
English Composers and Classic FM 173
The Boy Who Lived and Lived 179
English Silence 185
A Love Letter to the Tube 191
Provincial Museums 197
Tut-tutting and Taking the Piss 205
English Summers are Better Than All Other Possible Summers 213
The Age of Things 219
The Lake District 229
The Stately Home 241
The Queen and All That 247
Finding My Roots in Durham 253
Why Don't You Just Move Here? 257
A Love of Englishness 263
My British Dream 269